Lil Itchy Dick

I am da TENOR in a boyband everyone’s heard bout called Sausage Party.

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@DJQuotah5150 We take them all!

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@reliquai Looks like somebody wants to get a visit from some local federal agents….

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@ComicDaveSmith Talk about bombing on stage, am I right?

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@NESpower I’m sure her husband is thrilled she’s using her maiden name all the time

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Jalen Williams (hamstring) listed out for Monday.

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Well, I am at Wembley and it’s as amazing and wonderful as it’s ever been described. Thanks to my friend Kushan for the tickets and the idea to go. Can’t wait to wonderwall with my friends. Wished Steve could be here!
@stevebyrnelive @jimjefferies @jimmycarr

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@stevebyrnelive I did nazi that coming

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@benaveryisgood @stoolpresidente It’s a pretty quick way to get sued

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@krassenstein Who cares. It’s a nothingburger.

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@legaltweetz That’s funny since we’re not “phobic” of any of these people. We just believe in logic, science and biology.

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Kelly Oubre (knee) listed out for Sunday.

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@MollieTov @EliErlick Need to deport you back to the island nation of retard

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@Rep_McBride Men are better at being women, our list of accomplishments continue to grow! Next, to the moon!

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@stevebyrnelive

SAUSAGE PARTY

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@Julius_Kim I say eliminate all income taxes.

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@DJQuotah5150 I had to take alternate players. No caris, no KCP. Didn’t hit sadly but was very close

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@eisemann_duana @AP OMG the tard is strong with this one

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@JJFan18 @NewYorkStateAG Because of the separation of powers clause. Maybe pay attention in high school next time?

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@NewYorkStateAG Judicial has no jurisdiction over the Executive branch. YAWN.