Jordan Mendoza

AV Technology | lover, fighter, singer, dancer and actor | Artisan of @Mosaic and @CentralOnline

[Jordan Mendoza @Jjjet]

I’ve been on Twitter for 13 years.
Perhaps it’s time to start tweeting again 🤔

[Jordan Mendoza @Jjjet]

Me: To be an audio design engineer, you need to understand physics

Acutual Physicist: Oh! Like a=(vf-vi)/t?

Me: 😯

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@realarielash I think you have to much time to notice your own body now 🤣

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@FrostBight Get your batt ready.

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After this quarantine - My cat and I are going to need therapy about all the things I think she says to me. #savage

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It’s 12am...
@allegrokc “why don’t we go to bed”
Me: “that would be to easy”
My thoughts: “We wouldn’t be able to complain about how tired we are tomorrow. What else is there to do?”

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Me: I’m gonna get fit in quarantine!
Also Me: How many @CrumblCookies are we allowed to get at once?

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@LovelyJMendoza The American dream!!!

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Correction: I only qualify for the married $2400... that’ll buy 3 months worth of cat food! :)

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One of our cats has a thyroid problem and eats constantly. This stimulus check is going straight to the purchase of cat food. $1200 should buy two months worth 😂🤣😭😭😭

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My cats have resorted to knocking things off counters to wake me up each morning... when they are hungry. This is my life now.

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@jell0b0y2 Not a bad idea... but that means I have to go to the store to get paper plates 😂

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Everyday I wash the amount of dishes that an army would produce... it’s just my wife, our two cats, and I... we may have a problem. #quarantineeating

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I’ve realized that there is no quiet way to put away glass dishes...

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@LovelyJMendoza I heard that a few vaccines are in process. But the soonest a vaccine can enter the market is 18 months. What are your thoughts?

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@LovelyJMendoza Vegas baby!!!

[Jordan Mendoza @Jjjet]

Filming part two of Social Distancing with @allegrokc today. It is an all dance video with music by Howard Harper-Barnes.

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@LovelyJMendoza Maybe also a quarantini?

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@maddycook2 Put it on everything! Just not your toothbrush... it’s not helpful.

[Jordan Mendoza @Jjjet]

I’ve never had so many arguments with my cat than in the past 5 days...