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Is 'jjj' too close on the keyboard to 'kkk'? An exclusive #Hack chat with a leading white supremacist. Today at 5:30pm on triple k.

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Is it okay to pay interns in red hats and Wolfmother CDs? We're waiting with bated breath for the answer this arvo. Discussion at 5:30.

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Is it wrong to use mirrors to trick your husband into preparing an extra breakfast? Discussion at 5:30.

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Is it wrong to leave a voodoo doll of yourself in a girl’s bedroom? Discussion at 5:30.

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Could a hologram and a ghost have a baby? This arvo we grill Dr Karl about the supernatural and secretly hope he has a tantrum.

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Tomorrow we talk drugs at music festivals. Nick from WA says he won't take MDMA now he knows it stands for Mum's Disappointed, Mum's Angry.

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Is cupping a fart a micro or macro aggression? Discussion this arvo at 5:30.

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Is Santa a cuck? Discussion this arvo at 5:30.

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Question for all the skaters who vote Liberal. If Labour initiated a 'No 360 flip left unstomped' policy would that shift your vote to them?

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This arvo's topic: Civil disobedience. We chat to conservative guys with 37 followers, the experts on what constitutes an effective protest.

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Pumped to announce Dolly Doctor is joining the team! We won't have her on air but she'll be around to answer all of @TomTilley's questions.

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We don't just report the news, we create it. Everyone please tell their Dad that sushi is sexist.

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Are millennials discriminated against at pub trivia? Amy from SA says "who the fuck are the Pet Shop Boys". More at 5:30.

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Does it count as a catcall if it's mansplaining? We chat to Jim from NSW who spent all day yelling from his ute about the offside rule.

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At 5:30 we chat about a daunting political era. Max from VIC says at least there hasn't been a blackface lady on Facebook for a month or so.

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Today we chat with an immortal who lives forever by performing the exact same ritual of magicka every 13 years.

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So pumped to introduce your fresh new triple j breakfast team for 2017.... Chair and Table!

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Is it wrong to eat a Bondi Burger if you're pescatarian? Emma says it's named after a beach and that's close enough. Discussion at 5:30.

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What is the supermoon? When the moon gets bitten by another moon? Dr Karl joins us at 5:30 to mansplain.