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Why don't you gentlemen have a Pepsi?

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@CaudilloNuclear @UsingLyft You'll know when a woman is still a teenager trapped in a woman's body.

When she evaluates a potential mate by things like "aura" and "chemistry" and "spark" and "sexy" and "smells like a dream" and "voice that can melt butter"

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@ChiaWatchItGrow @MtDewSocialiteX No, their #1 purpose for being on dating apps is attention, validation, and having their egos fed (and on the outside chance of maybe hooking up with a top-1% man, but those men are rarely on dating apps)

99.999999% of men don't "attack" women.

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@MtDewSocialiteX You'll know when a woman is still a teenager trapped in a woman's body.

When she evaluates a potential mate by things like "aura" and "chemistry" and "spark" and "sexy" and "smells like a dream" and "voice that can melt butter"

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@TopGirlKeiko Cringe cringe cringe

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@NMasculine7 I'd have to get a woman first

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@JackNapierNot And that's why I feel worthless and have frequent thoughts of suicide.

Because pretty much EVERY woman is not into me

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@SeduceToConquer @MasculinePeak If you have solid game, you can literally be homeless

(And no, as you'll see, he's NOT that handsome as the title suggests)

https://t.co/ZlNFRpIwq0

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@TopGirlKeiko @KonstantinKisin Thanks for proving my point.

I'm literally laughing my ass off right now. That's how "triggered" I am. 😂😂

Keep trying kiddo!

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@CaudilloNuclear Pursuing
Not pursuing

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Be aloof
Be bold

Be mysterious
Be an open book

Be vulnerable
Be closed off

Be authentic
Be someone I'm not

Be an asshole
Be decent

Be selfish
Be giving

Care about her
Be so self-absorbed that I forget her name

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@TopGirlKeiko @KonstantinKisin Damn, hit a nerve huh?

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@GirlsChase "It's not you" will never not be laugh-out-loud funny to me

IT. OBVIOUSLY. IS. HIM. BECAUSE. YOU. REJECTED. HIM. BECAUSE. HE. WASN'T. WHAT. YOU. WANTED.

Yes, it IS him.
Yes, it IS personal.

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@NotJackKemp @HRGafford One of my favorite things y'all ever did.

Bob and Dan would start arguing about "momentum"

"We're not doing this!" --Jake

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@KyleMcCordMuse @Nuecents37 Unlike libs, we're able to just enjoy a movie for what it is without getting triggered so easily with the "message"

And it's a damn good movie.

Hope that helps

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@GloryOfMind NOBODY listens better than me.

Guess what being a "gOoD LiStEnEr" has gotten me?

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@Fiances_ So much for that impeccable "fEmALe InTuiTiOn" you women never shut up about

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@foolmealex @AOC If that's not a drunk tweet, then drunk tweets don't exist

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@FWPlayboy Even if they REQUEST a dick pic?

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@DearS_o_n Only if you're hawt.

I don't chase women AT ALL.

They completely ignore me.

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@AnthonyCumia "Oh ur such a shweet boy ur da besh doggie in da world I wuv you u such a gweat doggie!!!"

Generally something like that.