Jordan John

[Jordan John @JJMMc]

@santanderuk keeps sending me someone else's banking information and has no method for me to halt it. I would suggest anyone considering their services think twice.. they seem to have trouble reading..

[Jordan John @JJMMc]

Is anyone else being gaslit by @aircanda?
I had an admission of error in the airport, but for the last two months no one I can call or email will even acknowledge that my experience was anything other than what I paid for.

[Jordan John @JJMMc]

@topito_com Si Messi signe au PSG, je suis en vacances et maintenant on peut faire une course en voiture et maintenant on peut se oh mais je ne suis plus là.

[Jordan John @JJMMc]

A DCTalk reference in my favourite DnD show? I have never felt more like I belong here. #criticarole

[Jordan John @JJMMc]

Dylan Hunt could never have said this. I am experiencing such cognitive dissonance. The character he played was important to me. Billions of real people matter less to him than a burger.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

“Is your freedom more important than my safety?!”

I don’t know you, my lunch is more important to me than you are.

[Jordan John @JJMMc]

Me in Edmonton traffic: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY LIGHTS?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ANYWHERE?

Me in Calgary traffic: ... couldn’t we all just stop and take turns?

[Jordan John @JJMMc]

@samriegel @dantelfer but it's a Canadian article....

[Jordan John @JJMMc]

"Saint-Exupéry reconnaît la nécessité de la parabole mais — dans la mesure où ce terme reste lié au Nouveau Testa... https://t.co/wAdwY9xiUw

[Jordan John @JJMMc]

@foxbeacon You left out my personal favourite: the “I’m learning your language and like your expressions” follow

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

Everyone looked so great on the red carpet, like captive beasts walking round in their cages, or measuring the lengths of their chains.

[Jordan John @JJMMc]

@Britttmo what!?!?

[Jordan John @JJMMc]

" It's a good thing hope doesn't disappoint because the present is balls. "

[Jordan John @JJMMc]

i need more data.

[Jordan John @JJMMc]

I am crazy.

[Jordan John @JJMMc]

Hey @ChrisAubrey TV5 has some cool free resources for french. try this? http://t.co/DjAwPQun

[Jordan John @JJMMc]

I found someone else here who independently read #lagrammaireestunechansondouce !

[Jordan John @JJMMc]

mes yeux sont placés sous vigilance orange