Jason Smith

Follow me and you could be in with a chance of winning either a saucy shower pic, or a cheeky dick pic (Disclaimer: no one is entitled to dick pics)

[Jason Smith @JJMSmith]

Only using twitter because Facebook and instagram are down... #FirstWorldProblems #InstagramDown #HowDoesThisWork???

[Jason Smith @JJMSmith]

Hey @liamgallagher I just got myself a house with my lady and was wondering if you wanted come over for a brew or a pint or something?

[Jason Smith @JJMSmith]

#bigheads words fail me 😂😂😂

[Jason Smith @JJMSmith]

@HighHorseGames what a game 😍😍😍

[Jason Smith @JJMSmith]

Wow! If you have a #PS4 you need get ya sen #DiscJam most fun I've had gaming since #RocketLeague

[Jason Smith @JJMSmith]

Fire arrow #playstationlive

[Jason Smith @JJMSmith]

@Dominos_UK no need, I robbed the one out of my other halfs pizza 👍🏼 I can't go without that heavenly delight on my pizza!

[Jason Smith @JJMSmith]

Absolutely love a @Dominos_UK shame they forgot put my garlic and herb dip in #distraught 😭😭😭

[Jason Smith @JJMSmith]

😂😂😂 United!!! #MANBUR

[Jason Smith @JJMSmith]

😂😂😂 united!!! #CHEMUN

[Jason Smith @JJMSmith]

@GoodfellasIE nothing better than opening a fully loaded pepperoni pizza to find its only half loaded... #DinnerRuined

[Jason Smith @JJMSmith]

How many corners does a rectangle have?
6...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #5starfamilyreunion

[Jason Smith @JJMSmith]

#AllardyceOut

[Jason Smith @JJMSmith]

Cheers @BBCBreaking for the update!

[Jason Smith @JJMSmith]

Go on that lad!!! #keirin

[Jason Smith @JJMSmith]

We go again #keirin #Rio2016

[Jason Smith @JJMSmith]

@mtbstickii 😂

[Jason Smith @JJMSmith]

How fucking tense is this! #keirin #Rio2016

[Port Vale FC @OfficialPVFC]

FULL TIME! Goals from Forrester and Streete earn Vale their first home win of the season, up the Vale!

[Jason Smith @JJMSmith]

@BenJames1993 https://t.co/7rvHhUsHCw