BeardedBachelorBreakdown

bachelor fan, father, husband, lego fanatic, and lame skateboarder, oh also comedian, and forgetful

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@TreazureReeves Glad I’m not the only one who notices that!

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The producers made him hold that rose in her face, which further proves my point that the producers are AWFUL PEOPLE #TheBachelor

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Matt holding the rose in her face before sending her home, what was that about?! #TheBachelor

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He’s gonna hold the rose up and then not give it to her, DICK MOVE! You don’t deserve her!!! #TheBachelor

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Matt is wearing his good “sending you home” hoodie #TheBachelor

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Matt has been wearing turtlenecks all season and y’all are surprised he’s wearing a hoodie on a date? Maybe the turtlenecks are getting laundered in prep for hometowns #TheBachelor

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@RSoistmann52 His turtlenecks are getting laundered in prep for hometowns

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@em_constance His turtlenecks are at the cleaners

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One positive about doing burnouts in a date, the hiring rubber gives one a chance to get out them nervous date farts you have to hold in all night #TheBachelor

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Yes it is a glimpse of what life could be like, a car wreck of a relationship #TheBachelor

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Matt he most boring man alive is an adrenaline junky!? #TheBachelor

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Ok this date looks like it could be fun!! #TheBachelor

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@April_Janaye Dude is boring AF and not that cute, all these women can do better

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I’m confused, kit told him she ain’t into him but her still does a weird walking back hug, hey partner, you don’t need to be touching everyone #TheBachelor

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Kit you’re almost free, don’t let him talk you into staying! RUN GIRL, RUN! #TheBachelor

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Kit has her good traveling faux fur on #TheBachelor

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Everyone watching #TheBachelor after seeing Rachel get the group date rose

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Everyone watching #TheBachelor right now

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Someone gas up the Bentley, Kit won’t be here much longer #TheBachelor

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Does kit know that the basis of this show is to get married, it sounds like she is no where near ready for the commitment they are supposed to be taking on, good for her for speaking her mind and saying what she wants but why is she here? #TheBachelor