Jungkook's Diary

Whether you're older or younger, I'm still the oppa here.

[Jungkook's Diary @JK_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

I woke up in the midde of the night because of a noise… then I saw Taehyung hyung chanting a spell to sleeping Hobi hyung.

JK

[Jungkook's Diary @JK_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

I want someone to cuddle with right now.

JK

[Jungkook's Diary @JK_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

Hoseok hyung offered to massage my thighs but he ended up biting them because he said it looked so meaty like chicken legs.

JK

[Jungkook's Diary @JK_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

Jin hyung still spoons feed me back in the dorm.

JK

[Jungkook's Diary @JK_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

Namjoon hyung adores me so much sometimes he cradles me to sleep.

JK

[Jungkook's Diary @JK_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

I can't stop thinking about ARMYs.

JK

[Jungkook's Diary @JK_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

Namjoon hyung asked to borrow my new charger again. I'm scared.

JK

[Jungkook's Diary @JK_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

Sometimes when I talk to Taehyung hyung, it's worse than tryna have a conversation with Jin hyung's pet dog.

JK

[Jungkook's Diary @JK_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

I don't want Jimin hyung to stop liking me. Because if he does, there would be that big something that's missing in me.

JK

[Jungkook's Diary @JK_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

I felt so down because I wasn't able to attend GDA. But hyungs promised me to wear red suits for my absence. I cried.

JK

[Jungkook's Diary @JK_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

Somebody has to control Taehyung hyung's violence.

-JK-

[Jungkook's Diary @JK_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

I'm just a lonely mr. spreading legs looking for my miss spreading legs.

-JK-

[Jungkook's Diary @JK_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

I bought a guinea pig & saw V hyung feed it with a chopped carrot but won't eat. Then came & told me my rabbit is disobedient.

[Jungkook's Diary @JK_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

V hyung is so pabo asking what are briefs for so I told him it's for the "dangling thing" males have but said he don't have it.

[Jungkook's Diary @JK_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

I pulled a prank by doodling poop drawings on Jimin hyung's booty but when he woke up & found out, he kissed me. WTAF

-JK-

[Jungkook's Diary @JK_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

The reason why I declared myself as an international playboy was because I love every ARMY from all over the world.

-JK-

[Jungkook's Diary @JK_s_Diary]

@jinwhoree that was supposed to be a secret...

[Jungkook's Diary @JK_s_Diary]

@jinwhoree believe me I've been trying to stay away from Jimin hyung but his sticking ability is way harder than a super glue. 😒

[Jungkook's Diary @JK_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

My underwear was gone again so I checked Yoongi hyung who was asleep I peeked in his shorts but I saw nothing underneath.

-JK-

[Jungkook's Diary @JK_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

My manly appeal is so strong I could make noonas squeal "oppa!!!"

-JK-