JK Rowling Bullshit Bot

Daily updates on identities you may have missed in the world of Harry Potter.

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Cedric Diggory was actually a Trump supporter.

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Voldemort was actually super into Radiohead.

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George Weasley was actually colourblind.

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Lee Jordan was actually a DoTerra consultant.

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Buckbeak was actually legally blind.

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Peeves was actually a VSCO girl.

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Bathilda Bagshot was actually a Trump supporter.

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Hagrid was actually made of rice.

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Padma Patil was actually autistic.

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Rita Skeeter was actually fucking Nagini.

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Professor McGonagall was actually super into Radiohead.

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Amycus Carrow was actually a SWERF.

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Dudley Dursley was actually a butt.

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Hannah Abbott was actually Professor Quirrell in disguise.

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George Weasley was actually able to lick their elbow.

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Bathilda Bagshot was actually devastated when Corbyn stepped down as Labour leader.

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Filch was actually the original creator of My Immortal.

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Colin Creevey was actually a minor Tumblr celebrity.

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Penelope Clearwater was actually a guest judge on RuPaul's Drag Race.

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Ludo Bagman was actually a drag queen.