John Kennedy @jkenne - Twitter Profile

over 13 years ago

Since I can't afford porn, I just turn on tennis and shut my eyes. http://t.co/SU9iRP8U

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almost 14 years ago

I'd like to put a big red bow on the coffin of the guy who came up with those Lexus ads. http://t.co/fYfzqjKh

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almost 14 years ago

One time I smashed my face into a keyboard and accidentally wrote the fifth Twilight book. http://t.co/56nfG0rp

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almost 14 years ago

http://t.co/9mLwmaoq We need to be more concerned about dinosaur ghosts

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almost 14 years ago

http://t.co/3GnIpBMF Just because we have the same last name doesn't mean we have to be Facebook friends, Dad.

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almost 14 years ago

http://t.co/3GnIpBMF I wish I had firearms. Or maybe one firearm and one regular arm.

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about 14 years ago

http://t.co/lokeqbAH Because of me, a whole generation is going to grow up hating beach balls.

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John Kennedy