Kev

25 | Professional Cat Enjoyer

[Kale asexual devotee of Mitski @submergedesoni]

the old man at the pokemon daycare center watching your pokemon breed

[darcy 💜🐈‍⬛ @darcyserval]

glad i live in a world where I can get this beamed directly to my wrist

[Jane Doe @femceldrainer]

I want Mexico to win the World Cup because I believe in love

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

NEW: In 6-3 ruling, Supreme Court upholds birthright citizenship, except for Italian-“Americans”

[𝕯𝖚𝖖𝖚𝖊. @TheThinWhiteDuh]

VIVA BRASIL, VIVA PARAGUAY, Y HY MÁS QUE NUNCA VIVA AMÉRICA LATINA

[. @Fimiye]

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

[I’m Shebecca Escrow @_shebecca]

me when i lie on my resume

[kefka trade @dumbhotvirgo]

Gay men will be transphobic but still smoke meth....baby you cutting out the wrong T 😭😭😭

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

you’re gunna have to pull me away from this like i’m a pig in a trough

[cris @goldfiregodking]

no can't say i've noticed that

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

first he came for the diet coke and i spoke up
then he came for my SSRI and i killed myself

[han @heymorewords]

if you live in nyc and drink blank street coffee out of all the choices you deserve to be put down

[L @preozac]

avoidant mfs when they get avoided first

[gui @oguithomaz]

acabei de ver o grindr baixado no celular do meu namorado acho que ele vai comprar o vinil da madonna pra me fazer uma surpresa 😍

[sam snow⋆❆₊⊹ @sxmswrld]

a bottom topping is also sex tourism btw

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

i’m at the bathhouse fighting off guys trying to suck my penis

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this is how May is going to feel like