Joseph D. Knuttes

Guess what came in the mail today

[Joseph D. Knuttes @JKnuttes]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

almost as many years as inches on my #COCK #8ANDTHICK

get it???? cause im a chicken???? cluck cluck

i'm also HELLA HORNY.... #WHOUP

cluck cluck im tryna fuck fuck

[Joseph D. Knuttes @JKnuttes]

Yeah... I went to shitty work and worked all day instead of spreading and plowing your bountiful booty cheeks... #SIGH #NEEDDAT #GYATT #EXTRATHICKVANILLAMILKSHAKE

[Kirsten @kirstentoosweet]

have any plans today??

[Joseph D. Knuttes @JKnuttes]

Uh excuse me, waiter, I'll have the two pieces of Hubba Bubba bubblegum pink, please and thank you. #NEEDDAT #GRIPPY #BUBBLEGUMPINK #ILOVEWHITEWOMEN #BOINGBOING

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Sydney Sweeney and Sophie Cunningham at Phoenix Raceway.

[Joseph D. Knuttes @JKnuttes]

Alright... in the most RESPECTFUL way possible.... I am picking ALL THREE OF YALL with the sole intentions of FUCKING THE SHIT out of all three of yall until the room STINKS like the fuckin U.S. COIN MINT.
LADIES, PLEASE HIT MY LINE FOR FURTHER DETAILS. #NEEDDAT #GYATTS #PLEASE

[Joseph D. Knuttes @JKnuttes]

@itsmorgiii Gotta admit, I'm with @lankwilliamsjr on this one... Bro, in fact, DID NOT MISS with his take. I would even go as far to add that after you run us over with the bulldozer the first time, you should then fart on us again and then run us over with said bulldozer again. #MOMMY #LANK

[Joseph D. Knuttes @JKnuttes]

Damn bruh... mmmmpphhh.... them hips don't lie fr..... neither does this massive #STIFFY they gave me!!!
UP TOP! 🫸🫷

#banger #zinger #yup #lemmefuck #justthetip

[Kalorie @kewchiy]

Shakira has to be the hawtest pop star at the moment. Look at the material.

[Joseph D. Knuttes @JKnuttes]

Lol nice ass... I got a generational #BONER from it

[Joseph D. Knuttes @JKnuttes]

THROUGH THE MATTRESS, THROUGH THE FLOOR, THROUGH GOD'S GREEN GRASS AND BROWN DIRT, UNTIL IT STANK! #NEEDDAT #MOMMY #RAPEME

[GirlsInFrames @FemenineFrames]

She is waiting

[Joseph D. Knuttes @JKnuttes]

TOP 10 #BOXES I'D EAT (no particular order) #MUNCHMANIAC

1. ADDISON RAE
2. SABRINA CARPENTER
3. TATE MCRAE
4. SYDNEY SWEENEY
5. SADIE MCKENNA
6. BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD
7. MARGO ROBBIE
8. SOFIA VERGARA
9. VIOLET STARR
10. MADISON HUMPHREY

HONORABLE MENTION: NATALIE PORTMAN
#AMEN

[Joseph D. Knuttes @JKnuttes]

Hey... lol... it's me @Cristiano.... Come thru bbyg #GYATT #PAWG #ICANHANDLEALLTHAT #MEATMOUNTAIN #TRUTHBOMB #CAKEZILLA

[Joseph D. Knuttes @JKnuttes]

I'm kinda tired too.......

KINDA TIRED OF YOU PLAYING THESE GAMES WITH ME BABY GIRL COME THROUGH AND LEMME SHOW YOU THINGS ONLY A REAL BUDDY LIKE ME COULD AND WOULD DO TO YOU. FOR EXAMPLE, WE STARTIN BY LICKING THAT EXTREMELY DELICIOUS NAVAL.... #SLURRRRPPPP #YUM #NEEDDAT #AMEN

[Kirsten @kirstentoosweet]

kinda tired 🥱

[Joseph D. Knuttes @JKnuttes]

Respectfully, I'm stretching...

THAT #HOLE!!! SKADOOSH BABY!!!
#LEMMESMASHKIRSTEN

[Joseph D. Knuttes @JKnuttes]

Yo... EVERYBODY LISTEN UP!!! On god, on foenem grave twin, on everything good and holy on this bountiful and blessed planet Earth... If you're built like this PLEEEEEEEEEEASE hit me up... I can handle all dat #TRUST #NEEDDAT #PAWGPOUNDER #PLEASE #NOTLYING #IWANTYOU #WHITEQUEEN

[Kirsten @kirstentoosweet]

glossy ✨

[Joseph D. Knuttes @JKnuttes]

Can't blame the guy lol... I would've done the same exact thing, which means Coach McBurner is a #BALLKNOWER!!!

Speaking of knowing balls... this #HOT and #CURVACEOUS woman will DEFINETLY get to know my balls if I ever get lucky enough to encounter her... #TRUTH #NEEDDAT #SLURP

[Joseph D. Knuttes @JKnuttes]

Bro aint nobody need to zoom in ts take up the whole screen type shit like im lickin this computer screen up and down AAAAAOOOGAH BARK BARK RUFF RUFF SLUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP

[Kirsten @kirstentoosweet]

Make sure to zoom in 😜

[Joseph D. Knuttes @JKnuttes]

Holy cheeks... #NEEDDAT

[Joseph D. Knuttes @JKnuttes]

A jit could be like "15 trillion dollars to pull out" and I wouldn't even hesitate to DECLINE the offer... IN FACT, I would pay 15 trillion for said jit to GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME CAUSE IN NO WORLD FOR ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY AND I PULLING OUT OF TS #NEEDDAT #PAWGPOUNDER #ONGOD

[siren crave @sirencrave]

addison rae... GODDAMN.

[Joseph D. Knuttes @JKnuttes]

Ard... We gotta stop calling a slight hump a PAWG...
A real PAWG is thicker than zoo glass and cold peanut butter...
I’ve been a PAWG lover for 15+ years listen to the expert and trust me when I say that this bitch is a CERTIFIED and GENUINE PAWG! #NEEDDAT #IGOTTHEMEAT

[Kirsten @kirstentoosweet]

@mathildetantot