sele!!

unless they kill God 😔😏
BIG CHELSEA FAN

[sele!! @JkSele]

Unajua tu vizuri wewe ni mfupi na bado unapea msee deni! Na akikuruka 😂

[💙𝗦¡𝐫𝗕𝐫¡𝗻💀 @justsirbrian]

It's funny how we spend our childhood wanting to grow up, then spend adulthood missing childhood

[World Cup 2026 @WorldCupMedia]

WORLD CUP TODAY! 🏆 #FIFA

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Does anyone else have proper weird competitions with themselves like in their heads? Like for example if you're walking down the road and you're like ''I bet you can't get past this house before that car passes you". Ama ni mimi niko jaba zangu

[Matakwei 🇰🇪 @vintorKE]

😂😂😂😂

[Malcom @ThyMalcolms]

What do you normally do when you can't solve an argument with your overseas fiance!? Am Tired mah!!!

[NOONE☠️ @younextgirl2]

Funny how everyone brag to be good in bed until its time for action

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Your mother's enemies are your enemies. A person who hates your mom can never love you. Stop being dumb.

[Kestin @keskanana]

Jana tu nikitoka tao there's this girl who requested me simu yake imezima nimlipie fare eti tuombe pen aandike number yangu akifika anitumie, nilimwambia I'm okay sitaki anirefund so yeah it costs nothing to be kind

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

The older you get, the more prayers you need. Sometimes it's about favour and grace and only God can give you that breakthrough you want.

[Kijana ya fifa @kamzozo100]

Unaleta dem wa kmtc sleepover usiku anaamka saa tisa usiku kubrush viatu za shule na kupiga uniform pasi

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

The crazy part is even bitches who sell pussy still want a loyal man.

[areaboy❼ @tevvytev]

bro to bro:being poor is only romantic in books,like "she fell in love with him despite him being from a poor family"!!

[sele!! @JkSele]

@Hunter_KE24 Naskia nafas 🤧😂

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

If a babe rejects you its her loss. You know what you are capable of champ

[SiMi😋 @Siimiike_]

Me to a dying talking stage, na wewe unaona aje hii story ya wanafunzi kuchoma mashule😁

[💙𝗦¡𝐫𝗕𝐫¡𝗻💀 @justsirbrian]

Wengine wanaprove love na wallet but still inawalet down 😭😂😆💔

[$ilver @bonniie254]

Ukulima sio for the faint hearted, nakumbuka kuna time mzae aliuza Ng'ombe tano na kuku kadhaa akaamua ata invest in pawpaw farming since hio time market ilikua fiti.... tulipanda pawpaw acres kumi huko Kinangop and after some months hatuoni matokeo kumbe jamaa aliuziwa male pawpaw plants

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

The way I have Observed,After collecting So much dust,I have realized that When it comes to this thing called Ukulima,When starting it,haitaki uitegemee. Ukulima inataka uifanye nikama haujali kama zitamea ama hazitamea. I call this nonchalant farming. Sababu ile wakati umechukua loan,ama ukawacha kazi,sasa umeamua hii pesa niko nayo ni ukulima nataka kufanya ndio irudishe hii pesa,My friend you will remove bubbles.

Ni Either cabbage zako zitanunuliwa na broker quarter of the price you mentioned,ama Baridi inakujanga usiku inazipiga zote,asubuhi cabbage niza white zimepata homa. Ama ata ukose mnunuzi,na vile aki ukipanda zilikua na market. Unashindwa uanzie wapi. Lakini naye wale wakulima wako na mambo mingi,hawa hutai skia wakilia aki. Sasa Mimi sahii nimemwaga Beetroot Acre mbili pale Kenol na sijali kama itamea ama haitamea. I have decided to become a nonchalant farmer

Lakini mungu ikimea utakua umenisaidia sana manake pia wewe unajua nimebaki na mia mbili mbele nyuma. Sisi wote ni watu wazima haina haja tutesane. Kama nilikukosea nasema pole baba. Woi! Saa ingine ni ngumu!!

[Brighton & Hove Albion @OfficialBHAFC]

New kid on the block. 💫

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Realized very early that ludo isn't about winning, it's just about making sure everyone else doesn't 😂