Jordan

[Jordan @JKTRow]

If I was a girl I'd be getting asked when the babies due

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Sometimes, a small act can change your life.
If you won't do it for others, do it for yourself.

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

She convinced him he was in the bathroom for 2 hours lmao

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

Nobody talks about how people who grew up in broken and dysfunctional homes don’t have big dreams. They only dream of having a home no one can take away and a person who won’t abandon them.

[Lupin @lupinxart]

Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid & the worst era to be an adult.

[pay @wheniminurarms]

being raised in an unaffectionate household and then seeing other people’s family dynamics truly is mind boggling cus wym u say “i love you” to your parents and siblings every time yall speak

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

STILL WE RISE 🍾🍾🏆🇬🇧

[Jenni @hashjenni]

-Salaries don’t match cost of living
-Education doesn’t guarantee you a job
-EVERYTHING is so damn expensive

[Rafael dos Anjos @RdosAnjosMMA]

That’s the difference between me and you Conor, you finally got exposed. You got a pinky toe injury while I got a broken foot. Let me know what you guys think on the comments below.

[Jordan @JKTRow]

Given Ryan Garcia’s performance and knowing Jon Jones is the best in the world is coked up Conor Mac going to be the next great mythical fighter #HaneyGarcia #passthecoke

[@levelsio @levelsio]

🇬🇧 British people are now the 2nd most miserable people in the world

Previous happiness studies are based on income, wealth and healthcare quality, simply putting Western countries on top always, very very biased

The new Mental State of the World report is the first happiness ranking that actually makes sense and is based on surveys of satisfaction

People in many low-income countries are actually MORE happy regardless of income: in this case for example 🇩🇴 Dominican Republic and 🇱🇰 Sri Lanka are VERY happy

While people in a high-income country like United Kingdom are VERY unhappy

Added the data to Nomad List for the [ ☺️ Happy ] filter

[Jordan @JKTRow]

@iRhyskix @machinegunkelly Apparently it’s still just the one arm and neck and my head made me think it was a lot more😂 I want to get a load of black out work done already but I can’t take tatts for shit anymore🤣 I have more unfinished than finished hahaha

[Luke Dutch @LukeDutchh]

Harry Potter was a tap in merchant realistically. Anakin Skywalker single handedly built his own pod racer, won, escaped enslavement then bagged a bird 5 years older than him. True definition of wonderkid

[Will @willne]

HP didn’t lift a finger until his 11th birthday. This fella made befriending massive dragons n saving the world part of his daily routine as soon as he touched double digits - generational

[Jordan @JKTRow]

@CHIPFAT_ @DevKrYT @JoshuaRiley01 Surely on a technicality it’s the Among us movie no?

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Jordan @JKTRow]

@CHIPFAT_ Honestly just give it to us full😂

[Jordan @JKTRow]

Special kind of someone to be in a camp with Nigel Farage and be more unlikeable😂

[I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! @imacelebrity]

‘I accept your apology but let’s not be friends, how about that?’ #ImACeleb