Jeremy Lasnetski

Criminal Defense & Immigration Attorney; Managing Partner at Lasnetski Gihon Law (LGL); Host of The "Cite" of the Crime Podcast.

[Jeremy Lasnetski @Jlasnet]

@CoachDBaker81 @Josh_Cameron34 @ashtynhawkins @kolew1lson @PorterJadon @jacoreywatson1 @theashtonjones @Taz_1x @GatorsFB @StadiumAndGale @InsideTheGators Touchdown Maker - Your contributions are some of my favorite Gator memories. Thank you for sticking with the Gators through that adversity. True legend!

[Jeremy Lasnetski @Jlasnet]

NFL on Amazon Prime is unwatchable.

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@DHSgov Unbelievably unprofessional post.

[Jeremy Lasnetski @Jlasnet]

Trump v. Kasa is out. Supreme Court limits universal injunctions. https://t.co/m4rlxbSJps

[Jeremy Lasnetski @Jlasnet]

As anticipated, a federal lawsuit has been filed challenging Florida's new illegal entry and illegal reentry laws on Supremacy Clause and other grounds. Here's the complaint: https://t.co/sPYPree8uy

[Jeremy Lasnetski @Jlasnet]

@CoachDBaker81 @coach_bnapier @GatorsFB @CoachBillyG Dallas Baker! Touchdown Maker! Go Gators!

[Jeremy Lasnetski @Jlasnet]

Today's the day. USCIS rolls out parole in place (Keeping Families Together) program. If you think you may be eligible, give us a call to screen you for eligibility. https://t.co/VuEbjaTOfd

[USCIS @USCIS]

Today @DHSgov announced a Federal Register notice to implement Keeping Families Together, a process for certain noncitizen spouses & stepchildren of U.S. citizens. We will begin accepting requests from eligible individuals for this process on Aug. 19. More https://t.co/fJXb25hViI

[John Gihon @JohnGihon]

Heading to see my friends ⁦@fox35orlando⁩ to talk about this terrible story (there is an immigration angle) Florida bus crash: Man arrested after 8 killed, at least 40 injured. https://t.co/mh0SqopAmv

[Jeremy Lasnetski @Jlasnet]

The new 2024 Federal Sentencing Guideline Amendment proposals are out. Unless disapproved by Congress, they will go into effect on November 1.

Big change to use of acquitted conduct at sentencing. The judge should no longer consider acquitted conduct unless the conduct also establishes the the offense for which the person is being sentenced. So if there is overlap between the acquitted conduct and the offense of conviction, the judge can still consider it.

https://t.co/hzar7Vy0UV

[Fred Taylor @FredTaylorMade]

AYE! Y’all good out there? If you’re team lost, FU*K it!! FOOTBALL IS FOOTBALL…. You love it regardless! We’re all suckers… retweet for a big ass group hug

[Jeremy Lasnetski @Jlasnet]

Hilarious

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Coaches On Coaches: Nick Saban & Jim Harbaugh

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Coaches On Coaches: Nick Saban & Jim Harbaugh

[John Gihon @JohnGihon]

I had the pleasure of appearing on @fox35orlando with @PattrikPerez last night to discuss the case of a Guatemalan national currently in ICE custody and the immigration detention and removal process.

https://t.co/mWBT8wf1dR

[Chris Doering @ChrisDoering]

Packing up and leaving when things get difficult is a natural human inclination. There are very few people that have the ability to stand in the fire and fight. If you turn on the tape there is repeated evidence that @GatorsFB doesn’t have enough of those willing to fight yet.

[Jeremy Lasnetski @Jlasnet]

@DerekLagway1 @Blake_Alderman Done.

[NEASE FOOTBALL @NeaseFTBL]

THAT’S A WRAP! Nease knocks off rival Ponte Vedra 24-23 to remain undefeated in the district and move to 6-3 on the season. WE OWN THE BEACH!!!

#NEASE

[anne schindler @schindy]

Cocaine tests are returning false positives in Jacksonville, a discovery that will have wide-ranging impacts on defendants, past and present https://t.co/f05QwOAwp3

[John Gihon @JohnGihon]

Plaintiffs are correct, the law is unconstitutionally vague. "Inspected," is an essential element of the crime, but state law does not define "inspected" and neither does federal law. Choose your words more wisely when drafting criminal statutes.
https://t.co/rb0XCfxsA4

[Jeremy Lasnetski @Jlasnet]

#onlyintheswamp