TRANTOR the DEMONIC TROLL🎾

skinny in all the wrong places. he/him/him’v’st

[TRANTOR the DEMONIC TROLL🎾 @jlcorcorcorcor]

i've lived longer than any dog ever

[TRANTOR the DEMONIC TROLL🎾 @jlcorcorcorcor]

@historyinmemes Sounds like his penis cock was all messed up

[TRANTOR the DEMONIC TROLL🎾 @jlcorcorcorcor]

@wars Damn there goes my one move :(

[TRANTOR the DEMONIC TROLL🎾 @jlcorcorcorcor]

@xkawaiiwestx @InternetH0F You’ll choke

[TRANTOR the DEMONIC TROLL🎾 @jlcorcorcorcor]

@STExperience_ @fever_us Scared that man’s top button right off

[TRANTOR the DEMONIC TROLL🎾 @jlcorcorcorcor]

I’m not necessary a short king and definitely not a tall man. More of a medium guy I think #implosion #OceanGate #Titanic #Debrisfield #dead #deadbillionaires #submarinedeaths #knocking #death #dead #nightmare #nooxygen #quickdeath #blink182 #death #dead #nbadraft #crushedtodeath

[TRANTOR the DEMONIC TROLL🎾 @jlcorcorcorcor]

@ohyikeslol @nytimes mud...bikinis...kiddie pool...twins...uh yeah, i'm thinking bout it alright

[TRANTOR the DEMONIC TROLL🎾 @jlcorcorcorcor]

i could knock baby gronk out with one punch i'm not worried about it

[TRANTOR the DEMONIC TROLL🎾 @jlcorcorcorcor]

Someone let let me officiate their wedding I want the attention soo bad oh god cmon please

[TRANTOR the DEMONIC TROLL🎾 @jlcorcorcorcor]

@ohyikeslol @DevMachette_ I said I was sorry, Sarah

[TRANTOR the DEMONIC TROLL🎾 @jlcorcorcorcor]

Not a scratch on me😌

[TRANTOR the DEMONIC TROLL🎾 @jlcorcorcorcor]

Why did god make me like this?

[TRANTOR the DEMONIC TROLL🎾 @jlcorcorcorcor]

Perfect in every way😌

[TRANTOR the DEMONIC TROLL🎾 @jlcorcorcorcor]

Sorry but it’s a fact, when I pull up on ur bitch with all my worldly belongings haphazardly pilled on top of my beverly hillbillies type jalopy that’s painted like Batmobile (crazy dark blue) with a horn that does the cartoon “charge” noise, I’m sorry but I’m stealing your bitch

[TRANTOR the DEMONIC TROLL🎾 @jlcorcorcorcor]

(Sliding a hollow point into my .22 varmint rifle while patting my labrador on the head) well girl, you had a good run

[NPR @NPR]

The French bulldog just became the most popular dog breed in the U.S. — supplanting labs for the first time in 31 years. https://t.co/yqKcXS39bT

[TRANTOR the DEMONIC TROLL🎾 @jlcorcorcorcor]

Might be International Women’s Day, but don’t want any of us guys to feel left out. Thinking bout you kings

[TRANTOR the DEMONIC TROLL🎾 @jlcorcorcorcor]

@memehareb when can we expect the results?

[TRANTOR the DEMONIC TROLL🎾 @jlcorcorcorcor]

The older I get the more I look like my half brother if we had the same dad it’s crazy

[TRANTOR the DEMONIC TROLL🎾 @jlcorcorcorcor]

Monkey bars at the park > Shakespeare in the park

[TRANTOR the DEMONIC TROLL🎾 @jlcorcorcorcor]

@FlyFrontier If you’re going to do that be consistent so people can plan accordingly. Trash ass clown company

[TRANTOR the DEMONIC TROLL🎾 @jlcorcorcorcor]

@FlyFrontier Yeah and charging people $99 to check a bag at the gate that “doesn’t fit” on a return flight when the same bag was perfectly fine on the departing flight is a wonderful gift! $99 is A LOT for most people to have to tack on to their trip RIGHT AT THE GATE