Jordan Weisenborn

Little girls with dreams become women with vision.

[Jordan Weisenborn @Jlee0131]

This is big. http://t.co/UeCNHwHSb1

[Jordan Weisenborn @Jlee0131]

Hot wings & wine.. Because I can.

[Jordan Weisenborn @Jlee0131]

I don't understand why my body refuses sleep when I offer it. I mean damn, refuse the pizza or chocolate! But not sleep!!!

[Jordan Weisenborn @Jlee0131]

Liquid dinner 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[Jordan Weisenborn @Jlee0131]

I just want to eat cheesecake in my undies today. Over being an adult.

[Jordan Weisenborn @Jlee0131]

@DarthNater25 got that belly full of blood 🔴👀🙋🏼

[Jordan Weisenborn @Jlee0131]

Midol 👈🏼 that's the good shit.

[Jordan Weisenborn @Jlee0131]

Netflix on the beach. YESSSSS 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[Jordan Weisenborn @Jlee0131]

@megrodunn there's zero judgement. I love it 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[Jordan Weisenborn @Jlee0131]

My relationship has turned into Zach sleeping and me drinking. 2nd night in a row. That's how I know it's love.

[Jordan Weisenborn @Jlee0131]

I'm excited to wake up tomorrow because.. COFFEE ☕️☕️☕️

[Jordan Weisenborn @Jlee0131]

@bremathewson I miss you more! Life isn't the same down here without my gang!

[Jordan Weisenborn @Jlee0131]

Ever feel like you take 2 steps forward only to be punched in the stomach and fall backward on your ass? Yeahhhhh...

[Jordan Weisenborn @Jlee0131]

I have the heat on in my car right now. NC, get your shit together or I'll have to find a new state to live in.

[Jordan Weisenborn @Jlee0131]

I swear to God that I am a very intelligent woman, but damn do I burn every bag of popcorn I cook.

[Jordan Weisenborn @Jlee0131]

Eating chocolate in bed because being hungover at 26 is just way harder than I remember.

[Jordan Weisenborn @Jlee0131]

Do they make books on how to shave your legs? Put it on my Christmas list. Ouchies.

[Jordan Weisenborn @Jlee0131]

@GrnEggsNHamrick I'm baaaaccckkkk

[Jordan Weisenborn @Jlee0131]

Need. Burritos.