Jay Elle Gee

Feeding My Tweeter

[Jay Elle Gee @JLGeee]

When you don't know what you are doing,- do it neatly.

[Jay Elle Gee @JLGeee]

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it

[Jay Elle Gee @JLGeee]

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

[Jay Elle Gee @JLGeee]

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. ~ John Berry

[Jay Elle Gee @JLGeee]

Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control.

[Jay Elle Gee @JLGeee]

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

[Jay Elle Gee @JLGeee]

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

[Jay Elle Gee @JLGeee]

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

[Jay Elle Gee @JLGeee]

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

[Jay Elle Gee @JLGeee]

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

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US and European expenditure on pet food is $17 billion per year.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

[Jay Elle Gee @JLGeee]

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." ~ Andrew A. Rooney

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Did you know 10 hours of video viewing is uploaded every minute on YouTube.

[Jay Elle Gee @JLGeee]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

[Jay Elle Gee @JLGeee]

Boycott shampoo. Demand the REAL poo

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The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

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A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. Albert Einstein

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.