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[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.

[rde @rde_or_not]

I miss this account dude every so often you'd see that they raided Davy Jones' locker

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

That guy’s dad finally did it

[. @playboicurrryy]

i know im not trippin bruh

[Witch @witchwounds]

the success of the iron lung and backrooms movies will unfortunately give hollywood the wrong takeaways and were all going to be sat for the among us movie in 2 years

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

mfs be like "i have a concept". yeah, for a poop car

[Spidey(救世主) @Savefile14]

Imma say this as bluntly as I can if you don't like James you're a bitch ass nigga

[PUSHER @pills_b4_swine]

People keep throwing bottles at my balls

[N11 Ed @_ed19]

Husband beater

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

in a bold move from blizzard, in response to the backlash from making all their characters asian they’ve decided to make winston a white guy in his 30s

[selina is ᐸcuteᐳ and ᐸpopᐳ @inkblotPrincess]

In my mind bunnies only think in stock stealth game voice lines from patrolling enemies. "What was that?" "Just checking this out!" "Must have been the wind..." stuff of that nature.

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

how your email fiund me

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

one day I will shed any remaining semblance of rationality and fully embrace the suspicion that my loved ones are trying to harm me

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Woke up and didn’t seemingly unlearn decades of harmful behaviors and cognitive distortions over night. I need to die

[z @z4pych4n]

a little black mold exposure never hurt nobody

[Shinzo69 @Shinzoo69]

Me going back for one more brick to throw at coyle

[donovan spoon @donovanhitchens]

my dog got sent to jail for torrenting porn

[dr Mary kline @areawoman_]

Guess who still feels betrayed by this

[zynzl @zynzl_]

Bigger than you = roids

Richer than you = daddies money

Smarter than you = nerd

Never stop the cope