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Deck chair rearranger

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Stuart Bingham doing his best to not getting invited back on the BBC world snooker championship coverage: "When the Chinese play each other, it's a dog-eat-dog world"

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@Martin_H_1986 I'm sure that fabric was used on bus seats in the late 80s/early 90s.

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@PastorAlexLove I have to correct you on one point there. All licensing services in England and Wales are self-funding, receiving no income other than that generated through their own fees charged to licencees. They don't get a penny from council tax.

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@Martin_H_1986 That's Adolf Kittler!

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@fesshole Should have paid more attention, you mitre succeeded.

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@milesy88 Missed pink in the 8th was dodgier than a politician's promise

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@fesshole She suspects you're reading the messages and is playing the game

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@monstroso It's the cost of killing crisis.

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@anon_opin That's a roundabout way of announcing your wife has been getting extra nuts & sauce on her 99

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@fesshole Just commenting so there's at least response that's neither from a bootlicker or a bot

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@bisping Backpacking is not and never should be 10-8. Utterly dismal, Paramount must be nervous right now.

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The joy of your road being closed for emergency roadworks and the usual suspects in finance white Audi or BMWs thinking road closed signs don't apply to them. Some shocking attempts at 3 point turns out there.

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@fesshole Good MAN!

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@fesshole I aint gonna go blind, with the shite that you're confessing...

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@ladbible Watching the government peddle lies, banning sons from hugging their mother at their father's funeral while they partied and mocked us. Fun times.

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Did the @BBCOne announcer just say "Happy Saint Patrick's Day"? Awkward!

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Looks a tad warm in Nottingham today where #BBCweather are forecasting armageddon

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How can you not love Neil Kinnock roasting George Galloway as he loses his seat?

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@goddek Wandering spiders. I'm big enough that even the most ambitious anaconda won't try anything, but wandering spiders are a massive nope.

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@anon_opin It was a great van, I miss Bedford.