Yerrrba Mate

book quotes and bad takes

[Yerrrba Mate @JlpJay]

There’s some Knicks fan who got locked up in 1999 who has only experienced the Knicks being finals bound

[Yerrrba Mate @JlpJay]

To whoever names Celcius flavors you have rave drug induced brainrot. Stop trying to be hip and open a book. What the FUCK is Arctic vibe?

That’s not a flavor

[Yerrrba Mate @JlpJay]

Filter water showers >>>

[Yerrrba Mate @JlpJay]

You can always tell who’s going into Publix to take a shit

[rasmr @rasmr_eth]

Literally haven’t seen 1 girl look good in yoga pants in all of NYC. The lack of squat culture here is a disaster.

[Yerrrba Mate @JlpJay]

@kwamidagreat Anti-ShaISIS counter attack

[Yerrrba Mate @JlpJay]

@kwamidagreat

[Yerrrba Mate @JlpJay]

@JayCuda @D_Kleinz

[Rohan Katti @RKattiJr]

Bill Clinton watching the 2016 presidential debates

[Yerrrba Mate @JlpJay]

@D_Kleinz @ShoutoutKG Real

[Yerrrba Mate @JlpJay]

It’s crazy how a Diddy party might turn into a Diddy pardon

[Yerrrba Mate @JlpJay]

Adam Silver hates NBA fans

[Yerrrba Mate @JlpJay]

They should let a pregnant woman do a Luxe cravings box for Taco Bell

[Yerrrba Mate @JlpJay]

White people don’t go on safari anymore they just move to NYC

[Yerrrba Mate @JlpJay]

HireVue is a humiliation ritual

[Yerrrba Mate @JlpJay]

Every tire kingdom should have a pool table inside them

[Yerrrba Mate @JlpJay]

Trump could bring back the dollar menu and 24 hour Walmarts but he chooses not to let this sink in

[Yerrrba Mate @JlpJay]

I can’t believe they had Galactus stretching out Reed for a min

[Yerrrba Mate @JlpJay]

If Freakier Friday doesn’t have a Diddy cameo they didn’t even try