Jaya Lakshminarayanan

Singer. Scholar. Women's college woman. Last name too long for Twitter. (she/her/eius)

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@OurLadyofAntifa Heck, I'll do it for free.

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How your e-mail finds me.

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@LizEHansen Some lands are too strange even for these guys.

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@bronwenmcshea Shades of Marie Antoinette!

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@DavidPaternostr @notreallyachola They know what they did.

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@NunsHolding The cutest capital sin 😉

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@mary_pezzulo You mean I didn't ace all those COVID tests by not having COVID?

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@tweetmobb "But when I do, it's always Y."

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@bonumestexistis There are other coffee-growing regions. Why do we never see "Tanzania! Here I go again..." or something?

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@bonumestexistis "My wife is planning a trip to the Caribbean."
"Jamaica?"
"No, it was her idea."

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@cecsquared Vacation seems to be going well so far!

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@RhyminCarly @notreallyachola A cat would NEVER.

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@tweetmobb When we learn the truth about unidentified flying objects, we'll have to call them something else.🤯

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Every so often, there's an article in the Catholic press about religious communities facing a future of apparent decline. And every time the headline writer misses a trick by not calling it, "Whether you're a Brother, or whether you're a Mother, you're stayin' alive—for now".

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@FriarNickLocked Indeed! Who is the patron saint of neck strain?

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@cecsquared @PBMPublishing Fascinating! Maybe ICEL could take some notes... 🧐

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@TheHappyPriest Could I start a new career as a spider recruiter? 🤔

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@FriarNickLocked (In some towns "firetruck" is acceptable, and Middlesex County also permits "Henry Clay Frick".)

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@FriarNickLocked I don't know about other states, but in Massachusetts we're required by law to meet a monthly quota.