Mallon

[Mallon @JM98_____]

Might be the funniest day Out I’ve had in a long time

[Mallon @JM98_____]

Weird culture

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

In Nigeria, the bride traditionally keeps a straight face until she’s happy with the amount of money offered to her then the smile begins

[Mallon @JM98_____]

Catch the sun did ya matd

[Thomas Skinner ⚒ @iamtomskinner]

Happy Saturday from the algarve. We’ve conquered the algarve and we are having a lovely time. Bosh❤️

[Mallon @JM98_____]

Don’t know who needs to hear this but fellas stop spraying your clothes with oud room spray

[Mallon @JM98_____]

Who is this 10 foot Geeza and why do I keep seeing his name all over south

[Dobby Solano @DobbySolanoNUFC]

Never forget

[Mallon @JM98_____]

Acting like he’s the head of an rival crime family turning up like that. Sausage

[Daily Mail Sport @MailSport]

A touch of class from this Everton fan who joined Liverpool supporters in laying tributes for Diogo Jota 👏❤️💙

[Mallon @JM98_____]

Changing flights witn easy jet is up there with one of the most difficult things I’ve ever done in my life

[Mallon @JM98_____]

It’s a shame cos it’s actually a quality festival but it’s ruined with so many political agendas

[Mallon @JM98_____]

@LeonFlatman I fancy him to do it just for the payday but make a bag of excuses in the build up so it’s a win win

[Mallon @JM98_____]

Odds on this just being a stunt so he can turn round in 2 months and say “coming out of retirement to fight Aspinall”

[UFC @ufc]

🚨 TOM ASPINALL IS THE OFFICIAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP

@DanaWhite has announced that Jon Jones has RETIRED, thus elevating @AspinallMMA to become the heavyweight champ 🏆

[ab @abdvlahi]

Worst type of guy to be around. Mental but no one can beat them up

[Mallon @JM98_____]

You know how muggy it is when you’re on holiday with your Mrs and she’s got factor 0 carrot oil and you’ve got factor 60 in the shade

[HJB News @HJB_News__]

Angela Rayner: Every part of Britain will take fair share of migrants. Party deputy leader insists all authorities must house successful asylum seekers who will be eligible for places in new 1.5m social housing.

[Mallon @JM98_____]

Never has a war been live tweeted and it’s mental to see

[The Noticer @NoticerNews]

🚨#BREAKING: Four males aged 14 to 19 have been charged over the horrific alleged six-hour gang-rape of a girl, 17, in Sydney's southwest.

Three cannot be identified due to their ages, but the 19-year-old is Middle Eastern.

Follow: @NoticerNews

[Mallon @JM98_____]

People think they’re here just to live peaceful lives. Bruv they’re here to take over

[Queen Natalie 👑 @TheNorfolkLion]

A Muslim man attempted to interrupt a Christian preacher sharing the gospel, but the preacher stood firm. This is still a Christian country, after all. ✝️

[G__S__7 @G__S__7]

😭😭

I'm just coming

[Mallon @JM98_____]

20 to 7 in the morning 🤣🤣🤣🤣that’s a belter

[Brother Mac @Macsbackagain7]

Hahaha

[Mallon @JM98_____]

Your husband has a boyfriend

[Abier @abierkhatib]

I’d re-marry him every month 😍

Hero husband takes 4-5 business days to select any grocery product because he's making sure it's not from Israel or America

👑

[Mallon @JM98_____]

Imagine a white student slapped a black teacher. Every news channel would be fingering themselves over it

[The Net Daily @TheNetDaily]

Male student slaps his female teacher to show who's boss in-front of the whole class