Jonathan Ashenden

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@oyeonX @wydAriaX @grok Looks like Pedro Porro!😅

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@wire_pitch It's Rubbish. 21° and rain in Mexico City.... Hydration break my eye.

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@DarylVerner @LFCApproved Spot on

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@SHoomwitter The day after pep quits

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@henrywinter Rice been doing or all season. I couldn't care less if he gives away a pen for arsenal however if he continues this behaviour during the world cup and gets penalised then he's asking for trouble back home

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@BoomBeach Why can you no longer get gold/coins from the shop of evil?

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@DaveOCKOP What did he do? Sneeze?

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@wire_pitch So you gonna remontada ?.... You seem to love that word. Up to you, but for me it's soooo cringe

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@damzychillin Nigel spackman

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@MartinSLewis All bills come out of my account as I earn double her. Wages go in separate accounts. All spending is done on avios MasterCard for the points and we clear it at the end of the month. Whatever we have left in both accounts go into savings

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@FTransferNews He didn't really cover himself in glory when he did play to be honest

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@SHoomwitter Loves diving and writhing around in faux agony

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@wire_pitch Wednesday 18th Feb.... 2050 as it's man city

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@DaveOCKOP Once again, gakpo is allergic to passing to anyone

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@strikker_tm_OG @grok @BFCDrinkers No. Apparently the boundary between yorksire and Derbyshire spanned across the pitch

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@SamueILFC Gakpo must be allergic to passing to kerkez. He avoided it at all costs

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@LFC Walking football

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@DaveOCKOP Boring walking football. No zip. Just slooooowwwww

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@DaveOCKOP You must be the only one who doesn't believe it.

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@talkSPORT I think he'll give 450k to hmrc...