Jennifer McKenzie

UMSL student. Hockey fan. 22.

[Jennifer McKenzie @Jmack3510]

Kristen Wiig is the funniest, most beautiful woman in the world. She has such an amazing personality. #wcw

[Jennifer McKenzie @Jmack3510]

3 cups of coffee down and I can see noises. This is the definition of finals week.

[Jennifer McKenzie @Jmack3510]

RIP McDreamy ��� https://t.co/cjwn1bg9nB

[Jennifer McKenzie @Jmack3510]

When you're drunk as fuck.
http://t.co/v2UOSJ3b5s via @youtube

[Jennifer McKenzie @Jmack3510]

They call me MISTERRR PIIIIGGGG!

[Jennifer McKenzie @Jmack3510]

If getting the "London look" includes a giant gap between my front teeth... No thank you.

[Jay @DirtMcTurd]

Just ate the last slice of pizza and I wish there was more. Suddenly all of Taylor Swifts songs make sense to me.

[Josh Denny @JoshDenny]

Apparently 50% of people prefer pizza to sex. What is wrong with people? Have they never had pizza?

[LaQueefa™ @ItsLaQueefa]

Me on Valentine's Day http://t.co/MASNXBisl6

[Jennifer McKenzie @Jmack3510]

Cleaned my room for 5 hours and haven't changed out of my pjs yet. #HappyValentinesDay

[Jennifer McKenzie @Jmack3510]

My mom just said "awesome sauce"...
#No

[Jennifer McKenzie @Jmack3510]

I can proudly say that I didn't let the snow deter me from my plans to work out. #letsgo

[Jennifer McKenzie @Jmack3510]

Daddy bought me flowers!