J Mark Pim

Software engineer ⌨️ and musician 🎹

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Some preparatory viewing before tonight’s Dispatches on Johnson and Lebedev

[Byline Times @BylineTimes]

🔴EXCLUSIVE 🔴

Dead Cats and Transphobic Lies

The political and media firestorm over a school girl claiming to identify as a cat, turns out to be a story ‘too good to check’.

A witness has come forward and told the real story to @Otto_English

https://t.co/MXgA3W3ASv

[Otto English @Otto_English]

Phony aristo Sir Jacob Rees-Mogg, knighted in the resignation honours by his friend and fellow Old Etonian, Boris Johnson - daring to call Harriet Harman's integrity and impartiality into question - before having his buttocks handed back to him on a knock off plate.

[Grosvenor Light Opera Company (GLOC) @GLOC_GandS]

It’s our final weekend rehearsal for the Grand Duke, and a little over 2w until opening night. Don’t miss your tickets to this rarely performed gem - https://t.co/T5IISN2uiC

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

Victoria Wood would have been 70 tomorrow. In celebration of her undoubted genius, here are my two favourite minutes of Kitty.

This is just sublime.

[Grosvenor Light Opera Company (GLOC) @GLOC_GandS]

We can’t wait to see this next month! Sasha Regan’s G&S productions are always fantastic 🤩

[J Mark Pim @jMarkP]

I wrote this list of which eurovision songs G&S characters would sing. Take a look! :)

[Grosvenor Light Opera Company (GLOC) @GLOC_GandS]

With the #Eurovision final happening today in Liverpool, we wondered what Eurovision songs different G&S characters would sing.

How did we do? Do you have any more suggestions?

https://t.co/T7ZXCmerCV

[J Mark Pim @jMarkP]

@patriottakes @AccidentalP

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

Half of British television always starts like this.

[WILL CHICH @WillChich]

Alan Partridge as #Oscars2023 nominees. #oscars
A thread:
TOP GUN: MAVERICK

[J Mark Pim @jMarkP]

@ZipcarUK Thank you. I’ve created my account ok, just wanted to make you aware you might want to update that link in the form

[J Mark Pim @jMarkP]

@ZipcarUK trying to register with you but the link to the member agreement on the ‘activate your membership page’ goes to a page does not exist! Looks like it links to a url under ‘eng-gb’ not ‘en-gb’ (found the actual member agreement on the help site)

[J Mark Pim @jMarkP]

I guess it goes to show how many people click through and read the agreement first 😆

[Zoë Schiffer @ZoeSchiffer]

NEW: Email from Elon to the engineering team: "Anyone who can actually write software, please report to the 10th floor at 2pm today. Before doing so, please email me a bullet point summary of what your code commits have achieved in the past 6 months" 1/

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

[David Wright @davidoncricket]

Any @divinecomedyhq and #FatherTed fans will like this rare gem performed live tonight - My Lovely Horse

[J Mark Pim @jMarkP]

@DocArzt I’m almost through my first full rewatch since it ended and I feel the same! Nostalgia for all the theories and podcasts and in-jokes :)