Jordan

[Jordan @JMask92]

I'm at the grocery store at 10 pm buying a bottle of wine with a bag of quarters... I understand why you want to see my ID

[Jordan @JMask92]

Can’t trust a big butt & a Gemini-i-i

[Jordan @JMask92]

So bad gotta hit from the front

[Jordan @JMask92]

Family: Where do you see yourself next year?
Me being hilarious: Divorced
Cousin: I’m getting divorced
Me: This turkey is fantastic!
And that’s show business baby

[Jordan @JMask92]

One of my bests is Eskimo bro’s w/ my flex on fantasy & I can’t even 😂

[Jordan @JMask92]

You responded to my birthday evite with unsubscribe 😂 😂

[Jordan @JMask92]

Are you not entertained by King Brady? 🐐 🐐

[Jordan @JMask92]

This sandwich is the most important thing in my life. SOMEONE ATE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE- Ross probably

[GARY PAYTON @GaryPayton]

RT If you want the #NBAinSEATTLE

[Jordan @JMask92]

Turn the key and Lockett for 3 more years!! @TDLockett12 #16 🔐 🔐

[Jordan @JMask92]

At least road kill is on the road... If this is for a 🐱 then job well done Gordy!! https://t.co/2qQX6EZIP8

[Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay]

Incredible dish on @mazerestaurant’s #summer menu..... roasted pilchards, ume boshi brown butter and chives #thankgorditssummer

[Jordan @JMask92]

Follow your heart, not trends

[Jordan @JMask92]

I stare at the screen awhile before I press decline

[Jordan @JMask92]

Believe me, if it’s 🔥 I’ll make time for that

[Jordan @JMask92]

It’s a beautiful struggle 🌺 ✨

[Jordan @JMask92]

Whatever we starve, dies, whatever we feed, thrives

[Jordan @JMask92]

Take your losses like you take your wins, with your head up, b/c you will lose in life

[Jordan @JMask92]

It doesn’t matter whose fault it is that something is broken, if it’s your responsibility to fix it

[Jordan @JMask92]

Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind

[Jordan @JMask92]

Whenever you’re not in my presence, it feels like I’m missing my blessings 🎶