Johnson Matandi

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[Johnson Matandi @JMatandi]

@ahmednasirlaw @CJMarthaKoome @ckanjama @lawsocietykenya @jsckenya I'm a layman, but can an independent organ established under Chapter Ten of the Constitution be subject to orders or directions from LSK? I sincerely hope you're not getting out of touch, sir!

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@miradreaamy 242

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@RepJeffries Thank you sir, for your kind gesture. It may seem trivial, but trust me, you have made history in a special way 👌

[Johnson Matandi @JMatandi]

Happy International Women's Day!
Thank you for being an integral part of our lives. May you always shine, thrive, and be celebrated not just today but every single day.
#HappyWomensDay #WomenOfStrength #CelebratingWomen

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Were Trump to enact a law outlawing immigrants, he would be repatriated to Kallstadt Village, Germany, and make Germany “Great again!”
@elonmusk would head to—not South Africa, where he thrived on apartheid—Emmental, Switzerland, and make X-Cheese a multibillion-dollar industry.

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@CrazyVibes_1 @WorldHallOfFun @elonmusk Visionary

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@HonJBMuturi Please, sir, consider authenticating your account by applying for the blue ☑️tick from X. I have been your follower for the longest time and I've been wondering why you don't have it yet. Well, it's imperative now.

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I just signed the petition to demand climate finance for Africa at COP29. Our communities need support, and polluters must be held accountable! Will you join me in taking action for a just, green future? Sign and share now! https://t.co/fb1BxnDEH3

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@GoatButcher @ReubenKigame Correct👍. Naturally, he was dictating and the typist got it wrong.

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@DCI_Kenya Ladies and gentlemen of the @DCI_Kenya, this is a very serious matter. Please substitute the words "A significant cash reward" with the actual amount. You will see how much enthusiasm you'll attract that may lead to a recapture. "Significant" is vague, academic, and half-hearted!

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@elonmusk @Jason Then why follow a Presidential Candidate who dreams, lives, and preaches retribution?

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@FroemelAndy @BarackObama @KamalaHarris There's a difference between wishful thinking and facts. Numbers don't lie.

Kamara is neither a racist, nor sexist, nor egoistic, nor greedy, nor a misanthrope!

Fortunately, Americans are intelligent, wise, and not blind—at least the majority 👌.

She will win 🏆

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@LinusKaikai Ashe oleng 🙏

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@MutahiNgunyi It's highly unlikely. There's strong evidence that he wanted the Finance Bill 2024 to pass. In any event, he wouldn't have turned the other way in the face of abductions if he was the driver!

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@MachariaGaitho Pole, mkuu, kwa masaibu yaliyokupata. Incidentally, it might be a blessing in disguise; it might portend the beginning of the end of press persecution.

Btw, @MachariaGaitho, I would like to ask you a historical question that has bothered me for eons! May I request you DM me?

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@bungomaduke @DavidNdii I'm not judging, but God will choose you to be king and also reject you if you wrong Him, as He did to King Saul.

Read 1 Samuel 15:23 NIV:

"Because you have rejected the word of the Lord, he has rejected you as king.”

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@ElonMNews Yes

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@DefiantLs Tell them to make their own flag and fly it in their own country!

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@ntvkenya @loftymatambo #mduaraNTV sikujua mwenzako wa lugha ya ishara husonga wala kusuka nywele 🤣

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@AlinurMohamed_ The Appropriation Bill is the previous year’s Finance Bill (2023) while the Finance Bill 2024 shows NEW TAX/REVENUE raising measures. Without the Appropriation Bill, the government shuts down! Gen Z, on their & our behalf, rejected Finance Bill 2024.