Johan Matsjons

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

beer should cost $1.00

[Johan Matsjons @Jmatsjons]

@himonsessel @jakepaul Jag är vill fan önska @jakepaul en god jul

[Con Mendez @ConMend]

I wonder how Bill Gates is going to spend his first day in control of Margaret Keenan, 90, from Coventry.

[Mecca Allahzilla @TheEpicDept]

Uhhhhh this is not okay. Twitter do your thing 💅🏼

[Johan Matsjons @Jmatsjons]

@othegel @Gavlestad_Se 🙏🏻👆🏻👆🏻

[Isaac @WorldofIsaac]

real tears at this tiktok 😂😭

[Nils Karlsson @FilosofenNils]

Exakt så här ville Gustav Vasa ha sin pizza.

[Albin Olsson @AlbinOlsson86]

Kom igen nu Sverige knyt näven i fickan! Som jag imorse när jag märkte att jag råkat köpa prosecco istället för champagne, bara bet ihop och lät bli att gnälla.

[The Betoota Advocate @BetootaAdvocate]

Gold Coast Hospital Staff Roll In A Volleyball To Keep Tom Hanks Company In Quarantine: https://t.co/2AL3ZVyB9r

[Aanand @aanand]

Ah fuck, I’m so sorry everyone

[Sam Richardson @SamRichardson]

If you don’t think Batman was at the Oscars tonight, hiding in the rafters just incase the real Joker pulled something during Joaquin Phoenix’s speech, then my friend, you’re stupid.

[Samuel Jonsson @CarlsamuelJ]

Tjejer säger att dom är systematiskt förtryckta men har aldrig köpt en potatisgratäng som ska räcka till 4 personer och som räcker till 1,5.

[M @thenamesMEmM]

Not sure who did this, but...😳😂

[Johan Matsjons @Jmatsjons]

@othegel grattis

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

In home alone, the same actor who plays one of the bad guys plays the cop at the beginning of the movie.

[égua @a_demare]

Africa by Baby Yoda

[philip matarese @philorphilip]

if u don't think Jackass was the pinnacle of television you're a fucking idiot what other show had a casual Brat Pitt abduction cameo

[William @WilliamWNYC]

The most Chinese story today. A man in Guangxi paid 2m to have a competitor killed. The guy kept half, hired another for 1m, then another until the 5th was hired for 100k. Figured not worth to kill for so little, he contacted the target trying to fake a death. All 6 in jail now.