Jm Bertin

Don't linger in the doorway, in or out.

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Girl talking to oriental family at the lunar rogue pub- "steak? Are you sure you don't want to try the stir fry?" 😔 omg lady.... #wakeup

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After washing dishes, Jeremy is walking to the bathroom, looks at his hands and says "awe this is going to feel weird on my weenie." #what

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@mack_salmon #FightForTheCure

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@mack_salmon You can do it! 😀 #StrongWomen

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OMG. Someone smells like sour milk and wet socks in this class everyday, my eyes are actually watering😷😭. #Cmonpeople

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"Man you're like a donut that won't let anything to in the middle of your donut" - Liam Kettlewell

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Tim Hortons- "we serve breakfast until noon, but we'll stop cooking breakfast items at 11:30". #fyoutims

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Im a full time student, with a part time job, and that job is NOT babysitting. Time to grow up a little. #IDontEvenLikeKids

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Lol @ the idiot standing in the line at the pet store buying dog treats, with her jacket made completely of dead wolves. #HAgetouttahere

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LOL

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Me-"Zack you can't turn left here", Zack- "Well I don't want to go right, if the law wants me to be dumb I won't do it" #zackspraguelogic

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If you're walking beside your buddy on the sidewalk, and you don't go in a single line when we pass, i'm body checking you. #imnotmoving

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Jeremy takes the garbage out in his boxers, wiped out mid driveway in the snow, garbage bags and pizza boxes flew through the air. #majestic

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Prof- "Guys im sorry, but majority of female stalkers are mentally ill, no disrespect though, if you're being stalked I suggest run. #fact

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F Halloween, it's #Movember ! #itstime #mustachemonth

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😂😂😂😂

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My prof just said "driving n tokin"

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@KellHassencahl drinks black coffee cause he is tough, and I drink french vanillas cause they taste good. #sowhat #comeatmekell

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@KellHassencahl WHAT HAPPENED I WANNA LOL AT BROGAN!

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I just watched a guy face plant in the court yard. #thejoysofstickertag @STUProbs