No better place when Tallaght is like this 💚
You can play your part next Tuesday in creating another special atmosphere on a European night in D24 🥁
On the pitch and in the stands - let's leave it all out there next week 👊
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#RoversInEurope
🇮🇪 One of the most recent Forgotten Football Clubs to come out of Ireland is Bohemians FC.
The club, known as 'The Big Club' have recently decided to become a political movement, even bringing out new jerseys every few months with trendy gimmicks attached to their shirts, with tedious connections to the former Football club that once claimed to be Irelands oldest.
Dublin Bus, DC Fontaines, Bob Marley, Oasis, Palestine, and Guinness have all been used to help highlight 'The Bohs' cause.
Bohemians FC, who last won a trophy back in 2008, transitioned from Football Club to political movement with the help of professional virtue signaller Daniel Lambert, who turned one of Irelands oldest and most successful football clubs into a model that many hipsters and scensters follow.
Not concerned with football anymore, the club have embarked on some impressive off-field projects such as 'Save the Bees', even creating their own beverage from plants that grow from their HQ.
Over the years, they even hired a 'Club Poet', showing passion in his work, was never able to inspire the club to win any silverware
When I asked their fans (some of which are pictured below) what they thought of the football clubs, demise one replied. 'What football club?'
Another replied, 'It's not about the football, it never was. Bohemians FC is more than that. It's about the community that it represents.'
When I followed that up with asking if they lived in Phisboro, they replied,'God no, Phisboro? You wouldn't catch me dead there. I'm from Swords.
The club, who have won a total of 11 league titles and 7 FAI Cups, and we're never relegated from the top flight, have unfortunately given up on football, it seems.
Dalymount Park, their home ground, and the 'Home of Irish Football' will now be used to host indie rock music festivals, with Kneecap and DC Fontaines headlining every second week.
It was considered to be a venue used by Manchester Band Oasis for their reunion tour when they came to Ireland. However, when the Gallagher Brothers were asked about it, they answered 'F**k the Bohs'.
Maybe a Bohs will return in the near future? Who knows?
#GoneButNeverForgotten
Michael Masi's explanation for what happened at the end: "It's called a motor race".
Translation: We don't care if we didn't follow our own procedure, or if we changed our minds at the last minute.