JMF Dub

Musician - (aka Jay Dub) Greetings From Orion

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#ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump The all you can eat buffet at the strip joint

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@ProjectLincoln In court in Nuremberg

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@kathrynw5 As a devout Dr Pepper fan, my arch nemesis is Mr Pibb

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Happy Birthday to my mom. She turns 93 years young today. Love you, mom. #birthdaygirl

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So, I haven’t been on twitter for a few weeks. What have i missed?

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@nathaliejacoby1 Kale and skinny cargo pants. F both those things

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@sweepythebroom @CherylACorley1 @sbaker209 @nathaliejacoby1 I helped a sibling move to Asheville many years ago. Beautiful place, even the trash dump was picturesque. I’m used to the bleak areas we use in California for landfills.

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@joncoopertweets Or A Russian ass hat, I’ve heard it both ways 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@RonFilipkowski Is that a Madame Tussaud’s display. He don’t look right…I’m just sayin’

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@keithedwards He’s probably used to it. I‘m sure he gets the same greeting from his relatives at thanksgiving

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@nathaliejacoby1 Fartknocker

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@tonyposnanski friends signed my yearbook in cuneiform

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@AP Special Grand Jury to Lindsey:

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@kathrynw5 @GarrettHaake Word on the street is that he’ll ‘raise the roof’ but only because he’s tired of bumping his head on those low ceilings.

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@kathrynw5 Have you ever tried an ice cream sandwich that uses pop tarts instead of the chocolate brownie?

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@AngelaBelcamino Scott Pilgrim vs the world

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@RavenRichards93 Need some lotion?

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@sibersong @antifaoperative @RonFilipkowski It looks like he’s dropping a deuce in that tiny car. But he needs more fiber

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@mmpadellan In their phones camera roll in the selfies section

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@chipfranklin By counting the number of times she failed the GED test

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@CalltoActivism There’s something fundamentally wrong with people who do things like this to dogs.