Jeremiah Mendez

Just a guy who does martial arts

[Jeremiah Mendez @JmiahTNT]

God, the great pumpkin or whatever needs to do a recall allegedly. (Strong keyword these days)

[Jeremiah Mendez @JmiahTNT]

Who cares anyways? I'm just another straight white male. I'm a monster apparently

[Jeremiah Mendez @JmiahTNT]

I don't want to exist our of spite anymore. I think I'm done

[Jeremiah Mendez @JmiahTNT]

I am exhausted. I just want the long sleep sooner rather than later

[Jeremiah Mendez @JmiahTNT]

I'm only human. There is only so much a man can endure before he's done

[Jeremiah Mendez @JmiahTNT]

Bro my old professor has ruined Pearl jam for me 🤣🤣🤣 especially Even Flow 😤

[Jeremiah Mendez @JmiahTNT]

I just want to share memes with my friends and find a wife Is that too much to ask for??

[Jeremiah Mendez @JmiahTNT]

Wish I had someone I could share this with

[Jeremiah Mendez @JmiahTNT]

Is the pain starting to numb yet?

[Jeremiah Mendez @JmiahTNT]

Got a @RogueFitness Ohio bar for less than half of what it normally costs. I got a steal!

[Jeremiah Mendez @JmiahTNT]

I hate that you can't trust a fart while on the Carnivore diet

[Jeremiah Mendez @JmiahTNT]

Pro dating tip: If she has a star sign in her bio. Run bro run!

[Jeremiah Mendez @JmiahTNT]

Pro dating tip: If she has a chest tattoo she ain't afraid to throw hands bro

[Jeremiah Mendez @JmiahTNT]

You can always find your purpose. Even if you weren't looking for it in the first place

[Jeremiah Mendez @JmiahTNT]

God I hate the term "situationship" you are either seeing someone or you aren't. Quit making up bullshit!

[Jeremiah Mendez @JmiahTNT]

I sometimes wonder if I could be a little happier if I was dumber. Might be time for a head injury 🤔

[Jeremiah Mendez @JmiahTNT]

Bro I feel like one of those steaks that's on clearance from the butcher. That's what modern dating feels like 😅

[Jeremiah Mendez @JmiahTNT]

We must stay focused brothers, WE MUST SAY FOCUSED.

[Jeremiah Mendez @JmiahTNT]

I'm truly convinced that Tik Tok is how AI defeats the human race

[Jeremiah Mendez @JmiahTNT]

My elbows do that cool thing where they be clicking