Mitchell Burns

Does this wine go with Pringles

[Mitchell Burns @JMitchellBurns]

"O God, if I were a straight cis white male I would eat his heart in the market place"- Shakespeare for the millennials

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, after believing Donald Trump was the CANDIDATE of evil, switches her allegiance to someone even worse.

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

Election brief: how Hillary Clinton plans to neutralise the toxic politics of school reform https://t.co/deeN158D3N

[lars @withebeatIes]

trees for deforestation

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Hm.. a city that's 92% white & >1% Native American... wouldn't wanna take the chance to poison THEIR water. But PERFECTLY safe for YOU! https://t.co/Nx3lKiwauH

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

Canada is a reminder that tolerance and openness are wellsprings of security and prosperity https://t.co/SRicaRLQHI

[Mitchell Burns @JMitchellBurns]

Madison's worst fear RT https://t.co/qhVrAQMFff

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The need for a ninth justice is undeniably clear. #DoYourJob

[Angelo Carusone @GoAngelo]

From tonight's Trump rally:

[Vox @voxdotcom]

The Trump family loves Skittles analogies. So we used one to explain voter fraud to them. https://t.co/vGiWzOooie

[David Rothschild 🌻 @DavMicRot]

Pence's Indiana state police just raided offices of voter registration program aimed at signing up African Americans https://t.co/H1uF1OU7Q9

[anthony hanes @ahanes18]

waiting for black mirror season 3 to come out like

[Vox @voxdotcom]

Actual German headline: "Ist Donald Trump ein Sexmonster?" https://t.co/o2pDxXAKW2

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Trump just said if he was in charge of the law, Clinton would be in jail. Jailing your opponent is something dictators do.

[Will McAvoy @WillMcAvoyACN]

FACT CHECK: First generation immigrants have the lowest crime rate of any major demographic.

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

This is probably the most viewed staging of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf in history.

[Vox @voxdotcom]

Matt Drudge hinted that #HurricaneMatthew is a liberal conspiracy — which is not just stupid, but dangerous https://t.co/QRclODXFKf

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: Girls can’t get as tall as boys.

Me: Why not?

4: Our brains are too heavy.

[Ian Patterson @ian_patterson]

"Sorry I just wanted to call you in case I saw a clown"