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[Kenny King Jr @KennyKing_Jr]

Josh McDaniels inherited a playoff team. Less than two years later, the culture was in shambles, the locker room was divided, and the roster was gutted.

When former players are still talking about the damage he did, it’s hard to call it anything but one of the worst coaching tenures in Raiders history.

[Belly Rowland @OJTheKing]

We need a Tiny Desk with Mint Condition

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The World Cup is proof that, if it weren't for our leaders, the vast majority of people around the world would get along just fine.

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

When you wanna quit your job but it took 6 months 444 applications and 3 in interviews to just get this one

[Grinch @Uncatfishable]

All that sucking up just to get left outside lmaoooooo losers

[Ave @SebastianAvenue]

Happy First Day of Summer ☀️

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“I’ll just get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you can make as an adult

[kat @yslnadi]

when you realize everything is so expensive and still God hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty handed.

[Idris Elbow 💪🏾 @YallLuvCris]

She was Madea for white people 🔥

[Zack-A-Tack ♋️ @kaleodoesit]

first juneteenth without kirk and hogan

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Our first Juneteenth without Charlie ✊🏾
Let’s take a shot!

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The Obama Presidential Center opening and the Knicks parade are the closest we’ll get to celebrating the best of America for the 250th.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Mamdani just shouted out Charles Oakley with Dolan sitting right behind him

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Former Presidents and First Ladies attending the the Obama Presidential Center opening:

—Barack and Michelle Obama
—Joe and Jill Biden
—Bill and Hillary Clinton
—George and Laura Bush

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Michelle Obama to Barack Obama: You were doing the people's work. Rescuing our economy. Expanding healthcare. Ending a war. Ordering the Bin Laden raid. Saving the auto industry. Winning a peace prize. Keeping us safe from Ebola. Regulating the banks. Standing up for marriage equality. Listening to science. And comforting an entire nation. And you did it all with such grace, and class, and cool.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

“Be the bigger person” = “please accept the disrespect so you don’t make us all uncomfortable”

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

We’re about to spend $300,000,000,000 rebuilding Iran after spending $80,000,000,000 destroying it, while telling Americans on Medicaid to take a hike.

America First.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

HOT TAKE: NO AMOUNT OF BUDGETING AND NOT EATING OUT IS GOING TO MAKE UP FOR THE FACT THAT YOU DON’T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work