Jess

[Jess @Jml86_]

@javiert19253682 @bugs836 @MauOrizaba Im going to send you a bucket of my vomit

[Jess @Jml86_]

@bugs836 @javiert19253682 @MauOrizaba I used to fondly think of you every time I used my salt and pepper shakers. Now, not so much. Do not encourage him.

[Jess @Jml86_]

@javiert19253682 @bugs836 @MauOrizaba YOU MAKE ME SICK

[Jess @Jml86_]

My dog's photo has been nominated for superdog of the month, and id REALLY appreciate if people could please take a second to vote for him 🥰 The prize for him isnt a lot but it would make me really happy. The link is direct to his pic

https://t.co/vloBMetRmk…

[Jess @Jml86_]

David should have been carded at least twice in the latest Last One Laughing episodes

[Jess @Jml86_]

Perfect pair

[Jess @Jml86_]

I've lived in the UK for nearly 7 years and my puppy just presented me with this... @PerthGloryFC I know i was a die hard fan back in the day but surely this ball is about 15 years old, but why did I pack it and bring it with me when I moved across the globe 😂

[Jess @Jml86_]

@LidlGB I dont have a receipt will that be ok?

[Jess @Jml86_]

@LidlGB paid for a delicious curry, thought id use some Lidl microwave rice to go with it, tipped rice on curry to find this vile mess. Still well in date too

[Jess @Jml86_]

@mymixtapez Poor thing. Shall we start a gofundme for him? I work 2 jobs, 7 days a week and am sitting in my overdraft, but would happily donate to such a worthy cause

[Jess @Jml86_]

@HotelChocolat placed an order for a forgotten Xmas present about 7pm last night. 10:38am and its here! Thank you for saving Christmas, should have ordered one for myself too 😂

[Jess @Jml86_]

This bloke deserves every honour going. What an absolute hero.

[Jackie Daytona @swaggerjack]

Imagine being 55 years old and out of shape at Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia on a Sunday evening eating some pasta and you just alpha a terrorist. Hero standing on business

[Jess @Jml86_]

Wow, just wow.

[Sam E @Sm137023]

The 2 dogs in Bondi Beach have been neutralised

[Jess @Jml86_]

@Rafsby 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and if he was real, santa would think they're beggy little bitches too.

[Jess @Jml86_]

I am selling 2 verified tickets for Stereophonics on Friday in Manchester. Ive been let down at really short notice so am selling for less than I paid. Please help a girl out 🥲
https://t.co/zmopflaZPt

[Jess @Jml86_]

@schuh I'm broke

[Jess @Jml86_]

Who in the UK can give me advice on cars 😅

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

To the massive CUNT who launched that flare into the crowd last night at the gig in Melbourne you are 1 seriously fucked up individual and you will get yours trust me

[Jess @Jml86_]

@BrockMcBreadcat