Jason Mocked

Pretty close to Jason Mauck’s actual tweets.

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@jasonmauck1 There’s a Hawk Tuah joke in here somewhere…

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@jasonmauck1 First time on the internet, eh?

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@jasonmauck1 Troll?!? Projects?? I’d hate to see Farmer Lives Matter (FLM) start a riot on your farm.

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@jasonmauck1 BUT WAIT!!! call in the next 5 minutes and get a free month’s supply of @PooPourri !

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Looking for @jasonmauck1 on @BookCameo. Thought my wife would enjoy a shirtless fractals diatribe for Valentine’s Day... #cameo #guessnot

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@jasonmauck1 Would you drink those sh*ts too?

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@jasonmauck1 @MrsMauckYMS Congrats, For real.

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@jasonmauck1 when life gives you hog crap... make lemonade

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You can get a good look at a pork chop by sticking your head up a pigs.... but wouldn’t you rather take @jasonmauck1 ‘s word for it?

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@jasonmauck1 Who put a question mark on the teleprompter?

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@jasonmauck1

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@RTheintern

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#NewProfilePic

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Popular opinion: If basketball IQ was gasoline, @dandakich couldn’t power a piss-ant’s go-kart around the inside of a cheerio. -Everyone

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@jasonmauck1 That nobody really cares what they have in common?

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@AaronBobeck I hope @jasonmauck1 doesn’t read this and start charging for his ideas on Twitter...

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@jasonmauck1

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@jasonmauck1 Does this whole elasticity have anything to do with overeating this holiday season?

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@JulieMac08 @jasonmauck1 Kumbaya my lord..... kumbayaaaa