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stay fly thugs.

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@instagram hey. How about someone helps me get my account back? You’ve rejected about a dozen of my selfie videos

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@RCNconnects I just learned I have an internet speed that’s slower than the minimum you currently offer. What’s up with that? No one felt the need to ever reach out and offer to upgrade?

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Does anyone actually care about a Tiger King follow up?

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There’s just something about watching shows about murder by the light of the Christmas tree.

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Yoooo @Hellmanns #BringBackCLAMONAISE I never got the chance to try it, but dang does it sound delicious.

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@UntappdWTF Did you guys take down your IG page?

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@blee881 Luckily the creek near me did not flood like last year, we lucked out.

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Olympic ping pong is so dramatic, that little table in that big space.

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@KeithSaysThings @MarkWhyy @TheMarkVilla 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

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It is 2021, do people really think snakebite piercings are still cool? Didn’t they die with myspace?

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The Travel Channel is basically traveling to the afterlife now huh?

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Does anyone actually know the opening lines to Cotton Eye Joe? Like does he say real words?

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Would Aladdin be weird if he had nipples?

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Where does SNL find their musical guests? This dude is hot garbage.

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I want to live in a world where carts are not allowed at the self checkout

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I’m glad outdoor activities are back @ Hidden Lake https://t.co/Mum7Ek5DOY

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@chrisjballard They’re great, keep it up. They’re one of my go tos if I’m not sure what to do that day.

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@chrisjballard I love deadlifts. And tbh, who cares how high your number is as long as you get a little better everyday.

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It’s been 2 weeks now and I cannot stop listening to the new Architects album.