John Whatupdoe

[chad the mailman @bigcat5]

The new narrative-Every week in the SEC is a slugfest. The problem with that-Georgia St didn't have a problem with Vanderbilt, Oklahoma St didn't have a problem with Arkansas, and Miami didn't have a problem with Florida. Just admit these teams aren't as good as u thought. ENOUGH

[John Whatupdoe @JMsive]

Tigers by 90. #beatwake

[The Clemson House @TheClemsonHouse]

Back in the Top 10
Back in the Conversation
Back with a Vengeance
Back with a Narrative
Back with an Elite QB

Clemson is Back Bitches 😎

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Christ, that's bleak.

[Lane Kiffin @Lane_Kiffin]

💔

[Josh Graham @JoshGrahamShow]

The ACC was clowned by national pundits everywhere when Virginia Tech lost at Vanderbilt in Week 1.

Get ready for the swerve of the century by the SEC media machine if this score holds up.

[John Whatupdoe @JMsive]

When they told Gary Danielson he’d be covering Big 10 games this year.

[Megyn Kelly @megynkelly]

F you CBS - how DARE YOU

[John Whatupdoe @JMsive]

Jump up. Get down. Come dance with Elmo. We’re moving our body to the ABCs. Dance nearby. Dance far away. Now clap your hands. To the letter of the day. Clap Clap. What’s the letter? Clap Clap. What’s the letter? Clap Clap Clap Clap! What’s the letter? What’s the letter?

[WestCoastCFB @WestCoastCFB]

Cal becoming an elite Twitter fanbase is one of the craziest developments of 2024

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

which of my beliefs caused this? did multiculturalism fasten that bottom-button? did an immigrant make you wear a lavender necktie with a black dress shirt? did wealth redistribution put you in a suit jacket and jeans? i need to know so i can beat their ass.

[Just Means Less ACC @JML_ACC]

Well…. @OldTakesExposed. I think this might be wrong.

[MonsterKing @CerromeRussell]

Cut the grass at the White House at least once

[Former Sports Writer Donald Blankenship @DonaldBlank89]

Donating to a political party is so stupid when you can donate to something way more important— your schools NIL fund

[John Whatupdoe @JMsive]

I’m so ready for college football

[John Whatupdoe @JMsive]

If this is anything like the coaching carousel Biden will be out in the next 48 hours.

[Kayla Tausche @kaylatausche]

NEW, as just reported on @CNN: Not only does @POTUS not plan to drop out, Biden remains committed to a second debate in September, an adviser tells me

[John Whatupdoe @JMsive]

@NoLayingUp The coverage has sucked for years. Why do you guys keep complaining about it? I’d rather you live tweet the golf then the coverage.

[John Whatupdoe @JMsive]

I required the team to have their cameras on today at the team meeting to boost participation, and it was a tough realization to know that no one is laughing at my jokes.

[John Whatupdoe @JMsive]

The cop just tripped and fell? What a dumb ass

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

Some good additional details in here about what a second ESPN employee saw Friday morning when Scheffler was arrested; interview by @alan_bastable https://t.co/4eA1VTXtFs

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

Declaring it a top 5 twitter day of all time . Feels fair to say.

The fact that Golf Twitter was the one who produced it could make me shed a tear . Be proud of what we accomplished today friends*

(*also don’t forget that someone died today you piece of shit. But seriously that’s awful. Genuine Ts and Ps to that family)

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I went on @Varneyco and put on a marketing clinic.