JMUfessions

James Madison University's (un)official confessions page. Must follow me to submit via DMs.

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"I really do hate leaving Jmu because all the hot girls are nonexistent in my hometown..."

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"I was gunna sign up for classes, but then I got...shitty wifi, c'mon Carrier!"

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"Wait we had a test last night??? I guess I'm dropping that course."

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"It's all fun and games till you wake up with a hospital band on your wrist and missing a shirt on your couch."

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"Once it's fully yoga pants season I've decided to go all out and aim for a 10 #StandardsSet"

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"I can't study unless high or drunk."

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"Went to the SPCA horny, left sad."

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"I'll admit that I did trip over my shoelace and fall down the ISAT stairs. Longest, most awkward fall of my life"

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"Getting on JMU makeouts is a higher priority than studying for Astronomy, Stats, and GCOM."

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"My mom is going to kill me after what went down last Friday #OnMyRecord #FuckedUp"

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"Women are heartless bitches."

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"That moment you're so high you click your car keys to unlock the front door." @TheJMUMakeOuts

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"Convinced my friend to walk to McDonald's and get me food. By the time he got back I was blackout, convinced the burger was poison #Dukes"

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"Today before class I beat off to the girl I sit next to."

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"Just got so high I convinced myself I didn't just steal that couch."

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"Last time I smoked weed I ended up doing all my homework and cleaning my room. There's something you don't hear everyday."

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"I'd do the preacher in front of Carrier."

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"Got hit on by a lesbian in Carrier and I was actually kinda confused/turned on. Call me? -girl in leather jacket"

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"I swear my girlfriend farts more than I do. But she's hot so...#embracethegas"

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"Stumbled into the sex store downtown today. Actually got scared by the the massive dick sword."