Josh Nichols

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

no one defends trillionaires more than hundredaires

[World Cup Out Of Context @WorldCup__26]

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[Mr. Sausage @MrSausageGet]

Let me guess: Israel keeps bombing Lebanon. Tells Trump to fuck off.

Iran gets sick of it and fires back.

Trump says Iran broke the peace, we go back to war.

I give this to the end of this week.

[DT @1884DT]

What you have to remember about the Spain Cape Verde game is that in the last World Cup, Argentina did lose to Saudi Arabia and went onto win the whole thing. While they will be disappointed to draw 0-0, you can't rule Cape Verde out of winning the whole thing yet.

[wormbuxxxxxxxxxx @kayteterry]

Anyone could get slutted out to Black Hole Sun

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Probably just a coincidence that a man becomes a trillionair about a year after having unfettered access to our government's finances, right? 🤔

[Marty “Baldnuts” Cornwallace @HeftyMarty]

Y’all ever go upper 90? #worldcup

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

Hell yea

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named.

The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river.

The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn.

Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound.

"Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever.

It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin.

"Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather.

I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet.

In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair.

And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge.

You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain.

The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste.

I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind.

Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again.

"Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up.

Discipline is a journey.

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

My body is a machine that turns your butt into a looked at butt.

[Speaker @HoosierSpeaker]

3-4-2-1 for tonight #USA

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

No matter what happens tonight, remember that Paraguay has 0 SEC Championships. 🇺🇸

[Mr. Nobody @DylhanFlores]

@StokeyyG2 I seen enough, give us France

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

When the HR Ladies hear you prefer a cash bonus instead of a pizza party

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

[tyler the carrot @needsomeindomie]

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man