Joe Nilsen

everybody's got a plan until they get punched in the mouth -Mike Tyson

[Joe Nilsen @Jnils91]

Lol the national championship for I-aa is a noon game #disrespect

[Did Catman Miss? @DidCatmanMiss]

Yes.

[Joe Nilsen @Jnils91]

@loveland_says @foofighters this went on over 2000 times in our conversation mr. grohl

[Cut4 @Cut4]

AL ROY finalist @MFulmer12 has a very interesting and unexpected offseason profession: https://t.co/mEvRpVafMy

[Joe Nilsen @Jnils91]

@loveland_says @Riddick6 sorry Theo, but I meant Epstein #yourecooltoobro

[Joe Nilsen @Jnils91]

adidas made a shoe out of literal garbage, but is selling it @ $220. they took the saying "1 mans trash is another's treasure" too serious

[Joe Nilsen @Jnils91]

Why isn't Theo on the ballot

[Hater @TheMadSportsDad]

The Indians blew a 3-1 lead

[Joe Nilsen @Jnils91]

I forgot the Phoenix area is a Chicago runoff... people screaming in painful joy outside #gocubsgo

[Justin Fuente @CoachFuente]

Proud to be able to carry on the tradition!! #24Straight

[Joe Nilsen @Jnils91]

Sprint's service is so poor that their mobile site won't even load so that I can pay my bill. I think Verizon is worth the extra $20

[Joe Nilsen @Jnils91]

Guess I'll see chandler catanzaro bagging my groceries at Albertsons next week #Cardinals

[Finish Line @FinishLine]

Get that weak 'ish outta here!! https://t.co/QQPojLuYCZ

[Joe Nilsen @Jnils91]

Second weekend in a row that I've bought pop. Time for rehab

[Joe Nilsen @Jnils91]

@loveland_says political phone banker?

[Joe Nilsen @Jnils91]

I have the second most fantasy points so far this week... but the guy I'm playing is beating me by 60. I hate fantasy football

[Joe Nilsen @Jnils91]

Being ranked was fun while it lasted I guess

[Joe Nilsen @Jnils91]

Wait... is today not Thursday? #weekruined

[Joe Nilsen @Jnils91]

@Sunshinenstache ahhh. Well I'm still hungry

[Joe Nilsen @Jnils91]

@Sunshinenstache get out the forks and knives? Is someone cooking? Your tweet is misleading