Jeanette

Give me adventure!

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

😂 Kenyan politics is now becoming: “MY DEBT IS BETTER THAN YOUR DEBT.”

Moi:
🧓🏾 “I borrowed little.”

Kibaki:
🛣️ “I borrowed for roads.”

Uhuru:
🚆 “I borrowed for SGR, roads, electricity, ports, dams…”

Ruto:
🏗️ “I am borrowing for houses.”

Meanwhile mwananchi:
🥲 “Sawa… but can I afford unga, rent, school fees and hospital?”

Because at the end of the day, Kenyans don’t eat:
📄 debt explanations
📊 economic theories
🎤 political comparisons

They ask one simple question:

“Is my life improving?”

And the funny thing is…ALL these governments were borrowing while telling Kenyans:

🇰🇪 “The future will be better.”

So wananchi are now looking at ALL of them like:

👀 “Okay bosses… where exactly is this future?”

[Jeanette @JnttNemo]

@KenyaPower_Care No power at account number 54600839937 since noon. Please attend to this.

[Jeanette @JnttNemo]

@KenyaPower_Care There's been no power at 22213597614 since yesterday

[Jeanette @JnttNemo]

@KenyaPower_Care There's been no power at 22213597614 since yesterday

[DismasWaTabu @DismasWaTabu]

Good afternoon patriots. Here is your Lunchtime dose of anger. This should make you angry enough to avoid any nice looking thing near you.

Today at Milimani High Court.

Courtroom 31.

One man is challenging KSh 7 trillion of debt.

Borrowed in your name.

Without your approval.

Routed to offshore accounts instead of the Consolidated Fund.

KSh 12.4 trillion total.

And only 28.6% had proper legal backing.

The rest was just borrowed.

Quietly.

On your behalf.

While you were sleeping.

The political class is silent.

The media is silent.

The same media that covered Ruto's misquoting in real time.

Silent.

The same politicians who scream about the people on rally podiums.

Silent.

Because this case does not just challenge the debt.

It challenges everyone who borrowed it.

Past presidents.

Current presidents.

Treasury officials.

The IMF.

All named as respondents.

Now here is the question nobody is asking.

If Omtatah wins.

Who pays?

You.

The same Kenyan who did not borrow the money.

Did not approve the money.

Did not see the money.

Will pay back the money.

With SHA deductions.

And housing levy.

And dirty fuel taxes.

This is the most important court case in Kenya's history.

And it is trending below Ruto's English lessons.

Stand with Omtatah Kenya.

He is doing what the whole Parliament should be doing.

For free on your behalf.

Again. Make it trend as they do not want you to know about #DeniBandia

Dismas wa Tabu. Dreaming in installments. Billed in full.

[#LandIsNotProperty Mwalimu Wandia @wmnjoya]

So, reading the autobiographies of the first generation of Kenyan professionals, I realize that many of them went to Makerere and other universities abroad after 4 years of secondary school. The British added two years A level in 1958, because they wanted to start university education for Africans so that we could shut up about it, while they also introduce an additional obstacle to ensure that few Africans qualify. The British did this concession game all the time. They pretended to give us independence but controlled us through loans and the British high commission.

In fact, at the beginning of the Mau Mau resistance, one of the major bones of contention was the Beecher report of 1948. Again, it was a concession game. Before 1948, the British had been blocking secondary school education for Africans, until Africans were like "we'll do it ourselves since we fund the schools anyway." So the British conceded to increase financial support for secondary school education, but you know what else they did behind the scenes? They said the money for secondary schools would go to importing inspectors from Britain to ensure that schools kept "standards," and that the schools which didn't receive government money would be shut down. Kinda what TVET people did to KIM the other day. They also said they would increase secondary school places, but at the same they introduced end of primary school exams that were so difficult. So while secondary school children increased in raw numbers, what the numbers hid was the increase in children being locked out through exam failure and schools being shut down in the name of "poor standards."

But unlike us who couldn't see the mischief, the Mau Mau saw it for what it was. Dedan Kimathi even said that Africans are tired of education being rationed to them like medicine.

After independence, the A level obstacle was removed by 8.4.4. But in what I think was a deliberate psyop, Kenyans were subjected to a major anti 8.4.4 campaign that made them refuse to listen to the warning that KICD was reintroducing high school barriers called junior secondary in CBC. Now what I predicted has happened. Stats say that over 2m children have dropped out of the system after junior secondary, and unlike 8.4.4 where one could join university years after finishing secondary, now those adults will be told to return to senior secondary if they want to qualify for university. So basically, CBC has taken us back to the British sabotage of education just before independence.

I am confident that in the decades to come, the psyop that was made to convince Kenyans to accept CBC will be exposed. It cannot be a coincidence that a whole nation was so hostile to any reasoning and that the mainstream media sang the same song with the same usual suspects in the studios. It cannot be a coincidence that Kenyans were force fed colonial arguments justifying why kids should have limited education and Kenyans couldn't see it for what it was. And when you read how clearly the Africans of the 1950s could see the mischief, it's really shocking that Kenyans today cannot.

Anyway, as we all agreed, #CBCisheretostay

[Jeanette @JnttNemo]

@KenyaPower_Care Is it likely to be resolved tonight?

[Jeanette @JnttNemo]

@KenyaPower_Care No power at account no 54600839937 since 4am

[Jeanette @JnttNemo]

@Chizitere_xyz Inheriting beef over salad

[Jeanette @JnttNemo]

@Rusticossendi @FauzKhalid Don't worry, we're currently meditating on the methali "ukiona cha mwenzio chanyolewa, chako kitie maji" because our own elections are next year, we know what's coming. This is a trailer for us.

[Jeanette @JnttNemo]

@Disc_light @Dr_TheHistories Loooooool

[Jeanette @JnttNemo]

This is why we as Kenyans can't beat the allegations that we live with wild animals 😂

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Two lionesses escape from Nairobi National Park, sighted at Sholinke trading center in Rongai; KWS urges public to avoid the area and keep children indoors

[Jeanette @JnttNemo]

@Ma3Route Major multi-vehicle collision on Mombasa road including a trailer and tanker (tanker not pictured) at Kambu before Mtito Andei causing serious traffic jam

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Lets create a national fund that will be funded by taxpayers either directly or indirectly.
Lets also make sure the fund is outside the purview of parliament and the laws of Kenya
Lets ensure the fund is managed by our friends who will not be vetted and who are only answerable to us.
Let's also make the function of the fund vague.

Hallmarks of the greatest heist this republic has seen in decades.

[Karomo Richú @tonykaromo]

Kuna heist imefanywa leo pale State House, na hii nchi sasa imeisha tu hivyo:
👉 The newly approved National Infrastructure Fund seeking to collect 5 trillion for the 'singapore' disorder has been registered as an LLC (Limited Liability Company).
👉To register an LLC you have to provide details of Shareholders and Directors as per requirements - we dont know who these are, it has not been disclosed
👉Running the biggest ever government coffer as an LLC grooms a future risk where President Ruto and his cronies can claim ownership of the company wakiwa out of power
👉Hii imeenda.

....and when we talk we get arrested.

[Karomo Richú @tonykaromo]

You are about to finessed real good with this National Infrastructure Fund. Walalahoi you are just about to be manipulated and forced to accept it......5 Trillion itaenda hivi:

Ever heard of the Door-in-the-Face technique?

👉They first propose an extreme and outrageous thing that they know you will definitely resist

👉Let the outrage simmer for a week, almost to boil, then they'll introduce a less extreme but still undesirable policy as a compromise. It'll seem more acceptable by comparison. This manipulates the public perception by shifting the goalposts from what you are mad about😂.

👉Your rage or sentiments will be rendered inconsiderate as they'll appear to have 'reversed the decision', and @Osama_otero and kina @Dr_AustinOmondi will be deployed to preach how you are emotional retards.

👉 Then they will pause their action window to manufacture justifications. Authoritative and institutional propaganda will be disseminated to paint how the National Infrastructure Fund is necessary.

👉You are now officially anti-developments to make Kenya Singapore and guilt starts to seep in.

👉 They'll then proceed to dismantling your concerted voices using different tactics - on the table right now is tribalism. Suddenly Gachagua and Mt Kenya will be blamed to be behind the resistance. You will slowly start disengaging because these days Mt Kenya is the official boogeyman since Rao retired.

👉And finally the 'heresthetic' sub-technique, derived from the word 'hearsy'....😂..... the art of structuring political choices and debates to achieve desired outcomes by manipulating information about the options presented. You will all then sound like heretics😁😁🫵🫵when you criticize the NI-Fund.

Option 1: They'll declare all of you heretics and have their way.
Option 2: You will decide to go mum and they'll have their way again.

Note that this is my personal analysis - a thing I do for fun - on strategies the current government has used since 2022. This is the exact one they employ to bend public opinion and facilitate the acceptance of policies that they know are bound to resistance.

Sorry boys😊.

[Najat @theafroaussie]

This Freudian slip will never stop being funny 😂😂😂

[Nom de Plume: Mimi Kijana @Iangithinji]

@the_sambu As a former kiambu governor said, "I don't support the demolitions, move the rivers instead."

Eventually they all start sounding the same.

[Chris Sambu @the_sambu]

In Summary, KWS argues that the wildbeests should consider an alternative migration route on the 68KM expansive Mara corridor and should not bring disturbance at the Ritz carlton safari camp. KWS wonders why the wildbeest don't pass through other camps within Mara despite their GPS data collection showing they can use other routes!

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

No Faith Kipyegon or Beatrice Chebet?

It’s giving Tanzanian elections