JamaicanCoconutSquad

Official Twitter Account of The Jamaican Coconut Squad

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@SwiftYouTube_ Josh Cribbs

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..as the Kingdom now fortifies its RB ranks in preparation for Week 5's clash against the Comeback Qwienz --- sovereign rulers of improbable triumphs.

Sir Wentz, departing with dignity, declared: "Though my watch ends, may the coconuts forever roll towards glory."

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ROYAL DECREE FROM THE THRONE OF THE COCONUT KINGDOM: Here ye, Here ye! Let it be known across the realm that Sir Carson of House Wentz has been relieved of his duties by order of the Nut Council. Though once entrusted with this banner, his services are no longer required..

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Daxton Jor-El Hill will be starting for the Nuts tonight.

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Carson Wentz will be starting today for the Nuts.

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Fresh off the tree: Russell Wilson has been ballin in practice, dropping dimes sweeter than coconut water.
He’ll in line to start vs. The Killas.
Russ: “The juice is flowing, the vibes are right --- let’s ride, mon.”

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@airnatansohn Correct — the Nuts did clear the TE room for Strange. Unfortunately, the coconut kingdom moves fast. Ja'Tavion Sanders and Dallas Goedert have now been brought in to battle for Week 3’s top TE spot. May the best nut stand tall.

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BREAKING: The Nuts part ways with Brenton Strange after last week's performance. Management described the split as "regretful, but necessary."

Sources say Strange may return if the coconuts align.

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Breaking: Michael Mayer has been dealt to Swerve for $10 FAAB. Sources confirm Brenton Strange demanded a ‘TE room free of distractions.’ Ownership obliged.

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Deebo Samuel will be starting tonight for the Nuts.