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Samantha Nichole Goode❤ 25 years old Van High School Class of 2012. LVN 2017💉

[samantha @Jo44Sammy]

“Hey Alexa play Mask Off by Future”
😷😁

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

I just announced Texas is OPEN 100%.

EVERYTHING.

I also ended the statewide mask mandate.

[samantha @Jo44Sammy]

I am legit upset that my tiktok is full of people hanging out with @MorganWallen last night. Like why can’t this happen to me? Please @MorganWallen come party in east Texas. We have a cool boat and lots of alcohol. It’ll be a great time😂

[samantha @Jo44Sammy]

We are all blaming Carol Baskin for everything going on in our country but nobody is remembering who really started this all....Barbara Weber. #TheBachelor #TigerKing

[samantha @Jo44Sammy]

After watching Tiger King it decided we are using our Trump check to buy a baby tiger 😍🤪 #TigerKing

[samantha @Jo44Sammy]

I’m sitting at home YouTubing how to cut men’s hair because my husband keeps walking around the house with a little mohawk saying he’s going to grow his hair into a mullet....🤦🏼‍♀️ quarantine is not going well. #sendhelp #coronavirus

[samantha @Jo44Sammy]

Everyone is like “I’m so bored in quarantine” I’m over here praying they quarantine me. I got my Netflix queues up and ready and I’ll just have margaritas delivered all day.🤷🏼‍♀️ #coronavirus #texas

[samantha @Jo44Sammy]

You know what blows my mind everytime my husband sees me carrying the clean laundry to fold his “stomach hurts” and he has to poop. So weird how that happens. It’s gunna be even more funny when I tell his dr I think he needs a colonoscopy cause he obviously has issues...😈

[samantha @Jo44Sammy]

So apparently Texas thinks its okay that if this virus doesn’t take us then a tornado can...🙄 #coronavirus #texastornado #texas #firstdayofspring #tornado

[samantha @Jo44Sammy]

Can someone explain to me how Barb can go from telling madi “He seems like he’s in awe of you and that makes me very happy cause I really like you!”
And feeding her cake. To “Chris, he's going to have to fail to succeed.” And being so tacky to her 🙄 #TheBachelor #MonsterInLaw

[samantha @Jo44Sammy]

I’m a work and I’m humming/singing “Bussin” by Tay Money and a older coworker says “Bussin? What does that mean? Like a school bus? That doesn’t make sense” 😂💀 #bussin

[samantha @Jo44Sammy]

If anyone needs to know what to get me for my birthday I wear size 2 @lukecombs concert tickets. 😜 I’m not picky I’ll take Houston or Dallas 😉 #whatyouseeiswhatyouget

[samantha @Jo44Sammy]

Saturdays are for the girls! ❤️🍷❤️ @ Vintage Cork 917 https://t.co/rBt0C61a6V

[samantha @Jo44Sammy]

“Oh she’s spiritual? Like she sees spirits?” -@GoodeBaleigh 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ #TheBachelor

[samantha @Jo44Sammy]

This morning I told my husband “brr it’s cold in here” and I’m kinda offended he didn’t respond “there must be some Toros in the atmosphere.” I married someone with no appreciation for Bring it On...😫 #brritscold #bringiton

[samantha @Jo44Sammy]

@amybeth0506 You speak only the truth.

[samantha @Jo44Sammy]

A coworker asked me what I like to drink and another one said “she likes anything. Put some rubbing alcohol in a fun glass and she’ll drink it!”...I mean 🤷🏼‍♀️ #sorrynotsorry

[Lexxx🏳️‍🌈 @Lexi_Brumback]

Round 2? I think yes 🖤❤️🤍

[Evan Bass @ebassclinics]

Ladies, I’m sorry, if you did not receive a rose maybe you should try spraying one of a kind champagne from a grocery store on your face next time #thebachelor

[samantha @Jo44Sammy]

“Emotional sex is the best sex.” -@GoodeBaleigh

[samantha @Jo44Sammy]

@TaylorAttaway Ross girl!