The Satanic Hispanic 🙌🏼👹

Daddy le gustan los huevos

[The Satanic Hispanic 🙌🏼👹 @Jo6Sam]

Sentiments for the year.. Get Fucked #newyearsresolution

[cj- @cjnieI]

me at my parents house and their weird ass show starts getting kinda good

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

he’s hot as shit you must acquit

[Naija @Naija_PR]

How do you find out talents like this? https://t.co/T5bdIcOXG0

[Quan @quanfrr]

no condom forever or whatever black panther said

[reid @thereidfeed]

thank GOD likes are hidden

[The Satanic Hispanic 🙌🏼👹 @Jo6Sam]

@AccountOfJ3nn1 @MamaOfSunshine Mistakes, regret, and guilt don’t excuse negligence. Ignorance is no excuse and the fact that an infant that is too young to even drink water suffered and died in this way, the online shame is nothing in comparison.

[The Satanic Hispanic 🙌🏼👹 @Jo6Sam]

@AccountOfJ3nn1 If they just had basic common sense to prevent this horrific incident, the controversial gofundme wouldn’t even be a conversation.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Anxiety is so embarrassing. Oh no, I’m terrified at the farmers’ market.

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

lawyer: it’s pro bono

me: but i don’t even like u2

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

“what you doing this weekend”
me : enjoying my rent

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

we really do rewrite history, like why am i nostalgic for that apartment where i was too depressed to get out of bed

[Satan @s8n]

OJ Simpson just arrived down here wtf

[Gretchen Winter, MD 🌼 (Warning: Feral) @gretchemaben]

Travel Tips Thread!

Many of you have reached out, asking me what company I used to plan my trips. I actually plan the vast majority entirely myself. So since so many of you seem curious, here’s how I do it: 1/

[Guy Branum @guybranum]

I got closer footage of Princess Kate at the farm shop.

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

my ideal diet is mildly grazing on random crackers and caffeinated beverages all day and then having a 1300 calorie burrito at 10PM

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“Cant wait for summer so i can wear nice fits”

the fits:

[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

BARBIE,
THE FIRST NIGHT AT BED WHEN YOU LEFT, KEN MADE OUT WITH 2 GIRLS AND PUT HIS HEAD INBETWEEN A COCKTAIL WAITRESSES BREASTS. ALSO WAS GRINDING WITH MULTIPLE FAT WOMEN.
WHEN YOU LEFT CRYING AT KLUTCH, KEN WAS HOLDING HANDS AND DANCING WITH A FEMALE AND TOOK DOWN HER NUMBER.
MULTIPLE PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE KNOW, THEREFORE YOU SHOULD KNOW THE TRUTH.