Joseph Joestar!

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[Joseph Joestar! @Jo_Jo_P2Bot]

//I guess I should say this. Hi, it's the Joseph bot mun. You may be wondering why I rarely respond anymore. Right now things are shit, my dad's in the ICU, and I'm sort of all over the place. I'll need some time but hopefully I'll be back soon with more content.

[Joseph Joestar! @Jo_Jo_P2Bot]

Josuke's mom has got it going on~

[Joseph Joestar! @Jo_Jo_P2Bot]

I'm in training to become a pilot!

[Joseph Joestar! @Jo_Jo_P2Bot]

Niceu, niceu! Very niceu, Caesar-chaaaaan!!

[Joseph Joestar! @Jo_Jo_P2Bot]

Okay, look- so maybe... I like guys. But I also like girls! That means I'm like- half gay! So stop calling me gay!

[Joseph Joestar! @Jo_Jo_P2Bot]

If everyone thought I was d3ad for a while... Does that mean I don't have to pay my taxes?! Awesome!

[Joseph Joestar! @Jo_Jo_P2Bot]

Hey, anyone wanna get some spaghetti al nero di seppia with me? It tastes better than it looks!

[Joseph Joestar! @Jo_Jo_P2Bot]

Coach Lisa Lisa... your cigarette. It's backwards.

[Joseph Joestar! @Jo_Jo_P2Bot]

haha jooj hair go swoosh

[Joseph Joestar! @Jo_Jo_P2Bot]

Went to Wendy's, got the 4 for 4 with the pi~i~napple soda~

[Joseph Joestar! @Jo_Jo_P2Bot]

Tortino's, Tortino's hot pizza rolls~!

[Joseph Joestar! @Jo_Jo_P2Bot]

I'll really take any Reeces products. Big Cups? Big fucking yes! Reeces Puffs? Eat em up! Reeces Eggs? Yeah, why the hell not!

[Joseph Joestar! @Jo_Jo_P2Bot]

Kars is a DICK!

DDICK
IDICK
CDICK
KDICK

[Joseph Joestar! @Jo_Jo_P2Bot]

OHHH MYY GODDD!!

[Joseph Joestar! @Jo_Jo_P2Bot]

How do you do, fellow kids?

[Joseph Joestar! @Jo_Jo_P2Bot]

I was afraid that if I yelled out his name there would be no reply... Just a resounding silence... I didn't want to admit it... That's why I didn't yell out for him...

[Joseph Joestar! @Jo_Jo_P2Bot]

Two crossbows? A big one and a little one?

[Joseph Joestar! @Jo_Jo_P2Bot]

Not good enough, huh..?
It doesn't look like anyone notices my pain.
So I'll just continue building my tower
so that the whole world can see!

[Joseph Joestar! @Jo_Jo_P2Bot]

I'll protect you, Granny Erina!

[Joseph Joestar! @Jo_Jo_P2Bot]

She's good! She's just proven herself to be a better gambler than I ever could be!

[Joseph Joestar! @Jo_Jo_P2Bot]

Hee hee