joao

i contain multitudes

[joao @Joaom_st]

got 20mins to cook up a mean carbonara

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

they should invent cigarettes that still kill you but don’t affect your teeth at all

[lumi @lumiagww]

oh ok yeah its my fault for thinking ”i love you” means ”i love you”

[Robbie @nextlevelrobbie]

announcing a companion album to an album that she announced over 2 years ago and hasn’t been released yet… truly no one does it like her

[Wellu @Wellutwt]

Watching nolan masterpiece
#TheOdyssey

[apple🍎 @elxceed]

dont you think ur future partner would actually want to talk to you 😹

[joao @Joaom_st]

afinal era granja

[joao @Joaom_st]

espinho tá bué bonito, que pena o Montenegro ser daqui

[joao @Joaom_st]

veneza

[webdiva lain iwakura @mexicanbjork]

call it trance... call it house... call it love without words...

[joao @Joaom_st]

gente tá tanto frio no comboio vou morrer

[joao @Joaom_st]

bfachada concert today 🧘‍♂️

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

just called leftovers "the afters"

[Raw @R4wf0ru]

after that third pimple patch u just gotta stay home twin

[jon @delillostan]

Seth MacFarlane was a Madonna truther before any of you bandwagon bitches were

[karlita marxa 🌈 @RafhR]

E aquelas pessoas que dizem tipo “ah sim vamos comprar aquela moradia que está numa zona espectacular” e a zona é assim:

[Vulgar Darling @lanaatyosemite]

Lasso is gone, The Right Person Will Stay is gone, Classic is gone…Stove is still standing

[joao @Joaom_st]

god really telling me to be fat or something I don't get it

[joao @Joaom_st]

2nd cycling class cancelled in the span of 24h like WHAT