Jobber Quotes

Jobbing Quotes

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Make sure your car’s facing the right way, all about making a quick get out after the gig.

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“The beautiful sound of the saxophone is the perfect instrument for creating a warm and relaxing atmosphere as your guests arrive as well as during the meal, creating style and ambience for you & your guests to enjoy.”

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Sorry, petrol’s gone down from 30p a mile to 20p. Fee’s alright though....

[Huw V Williams @HuwVWilliams]

Happy New Year! Now it’s time to do our tax returns!

[jbthepianist @jbthepianist]

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[Wandering Hands @wanderinghands1]

#fun #gig tonight at the always mind blowing #naturalhistorymuseum Big thanks to @MrEdByrne for top compering and introducing!
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#livemusic #corporateevents #corporateentertainment… https://t.co/FFHrhaLRFX

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Nobody thinks that. Nobody.

[Alex Munk @AlexMunk1]

Ah yes. The tax deductible, pre gig curry. One of the many perks of the life.

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You simply need an iPad for your gigs these days. https://t.co/H0o9kljTUS

[BBC Three @bbcthree]

Four years since @BBCSimonMcCoy used a pack of A4 paper instead of an iPad.

[Wandering Hands @wanderinghands1]

A fantastic day! 3 venues, 2 bands, 1 beetle! #WanderingLondon #Gigs #LiveMusic

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Don't bother button up your jacket unless it's to the middle. They're not listening, they're looking.

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@rspiano @gcrowleymusic @sharkestra I've had the cold shoulder since I turned down a devised theatre piece to do a cruise with one of the lasses from B*Witched. they remember

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What's the best app for reading PDFs from an iPad?

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If you're a gigging musician these days, you need an iPad. You'll lose work if you don't get one soon.

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Maybe bring your suits to change into, lads - nobody likes a sweaty front line

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a good hatchback will see you through the next 10-15 years of heavy gigging. make sure you have an extension lead in the boot at all times

[Jobber Quotes @JobberQuotes]

Black shirt, check, white shirt, check, brown shoes, check, black shoes, check. don't forget a dinner shirt too for those real earners