Jobe Ashby

I'd rather laugh with the sinners, than cry with the saints

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Has a case for most underrated player in the league.

Legitimate Hall of Fame level numbers.
Consistently great year after year after year.

To not even be a Pro Bowler (whatever that’s even worth) is asinine.

[Probably at DC’s @WhyWeDrinkHere]

Iowa is 3 plays away from being 9-0 but instead has 3 losses by a combined 10 points

[Chris Hassel @Hassel_Chris]

FBI needs to investigate Vikings for refusing to bench Wentz

[Blair Sanderson @BlairASanderson]

Cooper DeJean arrives to play in the Super Bowl on his 22nd birthday wearing his OABCIG High School letterman jacket

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

Parenting really just boils down to following a tornado around and feeding it snacks while cleaning up a different room and a different set of toys every 30 mins

[Cyclone Larry @CycloneLarry69]

Sam Darnold thank you for what you did but I never wanna see your face again

[The Brohioan @TheBrohioan]

Me being forced to watch the Vikings in the red zone tonight.

[Kwesi Adofo-Mensah @NotKwesiAdofoM]

Tonight isn't just another game; it's the culmination of our journey, Every snap, every tackle, every touchdown has led to this moment.

Tonight, we don't just play; we embody what it means to be a Viking. Feel the weight of our legacy. Every player has contributed to this moment. This week we prove to the world what we’re capable of. This is about the fans who've filled the stadiums and lived every moment with us. They're not just spectators; they're warriors in spirit, and we fight to bring them pride.

We're not just playing against a rival; we're battling those would doubted us. Tonight, we march into Detroit, silence the doubters, and stake claim to the North. Tonight we take the NFC! ✊⚔️

[Paul Lambert @MeatSauce1]

Dear ⁦@Vikings⁩

[The Purple Persuasion @TPPSkol]

#Vikings OLB Dallas Turner in the house rocking that @johnnyrandle93 throwback 😤

[Barstool Iowa @BarstoolUIowa]

They got Kirk walking out to Many Men, hawks by a billion

[Jason Whitlock @jasonwhitlock]

Larry Bird wasn't an all-time great college basketball player because he didn't win a title. Got it. The level of jealousy directed at Caitlin Clark knows no limit. She should go to the Big 3 just to avoid these envious, unappreciative ...

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jealousy is a stinky cologne. Nobody wants to give Caitlin Clark her flowers @stoolpresidente

[John @iam_johnw]

Hailey van lith wanted free smoke and Caitlin Clark gave her a 40 piece lmao

[Sleep Deprived Nick @NickLewis37]

At least the Vikings ruined your Saturday instead of your Sunday.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Brian Ferentz was LIVID after this fumble and immediate recovery call

[Cam akers @thereal_cam3]

💜💜

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

They don’t need an MRI. It happened. It’s over. Fuck. I hate this.

The Vikings are alive. Jefferson will be back. Kirk would have been in the MVP race a month from now.

[Blake @FrostedBlakes34]

Vikings fans seeing Kirk Cousins injured

[Ben Leber @nacholeber]

Bitch move. Expect that FedEx on Wednesday